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Hal Spacejock Omnibus One (Audiobook)
- Narrated by
- Graeme Hague
5 out of 5 stars based on 1 reviews
Unabridged
25 hours 57 min
2019
EN
Hal Spacejock Omnibus One contains three full-length novels.Here's what you get:A Robot Named Clunk (Hal Spacejock Book 1)Clunk, a clapped-out robot, is convinced he's about to be junked. Instead, his penny-pinching boss is sending him off to be refurbished. Being old and wise, Clunk knows there's a catch, but at first it doesn't seem too bad. He just has to help a freelancer pick up some cargo.Unfortunately, Hal Spacejock - the freelancer - is obstinate, over-c...
$34.99 AUD
or Free with Kobo PlusHal Spacejock Omnibus One (Audiobook)
- Narrated by
- Graeme Hague
5 out of 5 stars based on 1 reviews
Unabridged
25 hours 57 min
2019
EN
Hal Spacejock Omnibus One contains three full-length novels.Here's what you get:A Robot Named Clunk (Hal Spacejock Book 1)Clunk, a clapped-out robot, is convinced he's about to be junked. Instead, his penny-pinching boss is sending him off to be refurbished. Being old and wise, Clunk knows there's a catch, but at first it doesn't seem too bad. He just has to help a freelancer pick up some cargo.Unfortunately, Hal Spacejock - the freelancer - is obstinate, over-c...
$34.99 AUD
or Free with Kobo Plus
Dragon and Chips Omnibus One (Audiobook)
- Narrated by
- Graeme Hague
5 out of 5 stars based on 1 reviews
Unabridged
23 hours 14 min
2019
EN
All three books in the first Dragon and Chips trilogy in a single omnibus edition.Tasty, fire-breathing dragons. Angry sea serpents. Sea battles, land battles, assassins and more.Get it now!
$41.99 AUD
or Free with Kobo PlusDragon and Chips Omnibus One (Audiobook)
- Narrated by
- Graeme Hague
5 out of 5 stars based on 1 reviews
Unabridged
23 hours 14 min
2019
EN
All three books in the first Dragon and Chips trilogy in a single omnibus edition.Tasty, fire-breathing dragons. Angry sea serpents. Sea battles, land battles, assassins and more.Get it now!
$41.99 AUD
or Free with Kobo Plus
A Robot Named Clunk (Audiobook)
- Narrated by
- Graeme Hague
Unabridged
8 hours 16 min
2019
EN
Clunk, a clapped-out robot, is convinced he's about to be junked. Instead, his penny-pinching boss is sending him off to be refurbished.Being old and wise, Clunk knows there's a catch, but at first it doesn't seem too bad. He just has to help a freelancer pick up some cargo.Unfortunately, Hal Spacejock - the freelancer - is obstinate, over-confident, and woefully under-skilled, and he's never going to let a lowly robot fly his precious ship.Is there any chance this pai...
A Robot Named Clunk (Audiobook)
- Narrated by
- Graeme Hague
Unabridged
8 hours 16 min
2019
EN
Clunk, a clapped-out robot, is convinced he's about to be junked. Instead, his penny-pinching boss is sending him off to be refurbished.Being old and wise, Clunk knows there's a catch, but at first it doesn't seem too bad. He just has to help a freelancer pick up some cargo.Unfortunately, Hal Spacejock - the freelancer - is obstinate, over-confident, and woefully under-skilled, and he's never going to let a lowly robot fly his precious ship.Is there any chance this pai...
A Portion of Dragon and Chips (Audiobook)
- Narrated by
- Graeme Hague
Unabridged
7 hours 23 min
2019
EN
Imagine being trapped...in a primitive land of dragons and warring kingdoms...... as a robot.Clunk's lost his memories.He doesn't know who he is or where he came from.And there's nowhere to get a recharge.But fear not, because Clunk is resourceful and intelligent. He won't let marauding dragons, a bloodthirsty queen and a vengeful champion get in his way. Not even the whopping great cast of minor characters all vying to become major players....
A Portion of Dragon and Chips (Audiobook)
- Narrated by
- Graeme Hague
Unabridged
7 hours 23 min
2019
EN
Imagine being trapped...in a primitive land of dragons and warring kingdoms...... as a robot.Clunk's lost his memories.He doesn't know who he is or where he came from.And there's nowhere to get a recharge.But fear not, because Clunk is resourceful and intelligent. He won't let marauding dragons, a bloodthirsty queen and a vengeful champion get in his way. Not even the whopping great cast of minor characters all vying to become major players....
A Butt of Heads (Audiobook)
- Narrated by
- Graeme Hague
Unabridged
7 hours 18 min
2019
EN
Events are unfolding at a breakneck pace in the Old Kingdom!Laugh as your favourite characters spit in the face of danger ... then run for the hills.Admire the verbal jousting and witty wordplay ... or is it the other way round?Gasp as kings and queens lose their heads.'Enjoy' the groanworthy puns and suffer the slings and arrows of poorly-trained archers.But that's not all ...Prepare to be amazed as you learn exactly what Clunk's building in his m...
A Butt of Heads (Audiobook)
- Narrated by
- Graeme Hague
Unabridged
7 hours 18 min
2019
EN
Events are unfolding at a breakneck pace in the Old Kingdom!Laugh as your favourite characters spit in the face of danger ... then run for the hills.Admire the verbal jousting and witty wordplay ... or is it the other way round?Gasp as kings and queens lose their heads.'Enjoy' the groanworthy puns and suffer the slings and arrows of poorly-trained archers.But that's not all ...Prepare to be amazed as you learn exactly what Clunk's building in his m...
How to Write a Novel (Audiobook)
- Narrated by
- Simon Haynes
Unabridged
1 hour 37 min
2019
EN
Do any of these sound familiar?You want to write your first novel, but you don't know how to begin.You've started writing several novels, but you never finish them.You've written a novel or two, but you want to increase your output and publish more often.If you answered yes to any of the above, this book might just be what you're looking for!I'm Simon Haynes, and I've been writing and publishing novels and short fiction for almost twenty years. This guide...
$14.99 AUD
or Free with Kobo PlusHow to Write a Novel (Audiobook)
- Narrated by
- Simon Haynes
Unabridged
1 hour 37 min
2019
EN
Do any of these sound familiar?You want to write your first novel, but you don't know how to begin.You've started writing several novels, but you never finish them.You've written a novel or two, but you want to increase your output and publish more often.If you answered yes to any of the above, this book might just be what you're looking for!I'm Simon Haynes, and I've been writing and publishing novels and short fiction for almost twenty years. This guide...
$14.99 AUD
or Free with Kobo Plus
Second Course (Audiobook)
- Narrated by
- Graeme Hague
Unabridged
8 hours 56 min
2019
EN
Hal Spacejock’s cargo business is going so well he’s considering getting into passengers ... especially the beautiful and mysterious Sonya Polarov.Clunk's certain she's up to something, but as usual Hal won't listen to a word he says ...Meanwhile, Rex Curtis runs the galaxy’s biggest freight company, and he’s sick of independent pilots stealing his cargo jobs.He’s determined to make a statement by destroying the biggest nuisance of them all: Hal Spacejock.
Second Course (Audiobook)
- Narrated by
- Graeme Hague
Unabridged
8 hours 56 min
2019
EN
Hal Spacejock’s cargo business is going so well he’s considering getting into passengers ... especially the beautiful and mysterious Sonya Polarov.Clunk's certain she's up to something, but as usual Hal won't listen to a word he says ...Meanwhile, Rex Curtis runs the galaxy’s biggest freight company, and he’s sick of independent pilots stealing his cargo jobs.He’s determined to make a statement by destroying the biggest nuisance of them all: Hal Spacejock.
The Secret Signal (Audiobook)
- Narrated by
- Simon Haynes
Unabridged
2 hours 46 min
2019
EN
When a supply ship docks with Space Station Oberon, there's no hint of the crew's devious plans for the station's inhabitants.Hal Junior realises something is up, but he's got a reputation as a troublemaker and the adults won't listen to him.Can he defeat the bad guys with only his best mate, Stephen 'Stinky' Binn, to help?Or is the Space Station doomed?
The Secret Signal (Audiobook)
- Narrated by
- Simon Haynes
Unabridged
2 hours 46 min
2019
EN
When a supply ship docks with Space Station Oberon, there's no hint of the crew's devious plans for the station's inhabitants.Hal Junior realises something is up, but he's got a reputation as a troublemaker and the adults won't listen to him.Can he defeat the bad guys with only his best mate, Stephen 'Stinky' Binn, to help?Or is the Space Station doomed?
A Pair of Nuts on the Throne (Audiobook)
- Narrated by
- Graeme Hague
Unabridged
8 hours 35 min
2019
EN
Ahh, the Old Kingdom!Come and pet our angry, fire-breathing dragons. Take a dip with mighty sea serpents in our lovely warm seas. Play catch-the-arrow with merry elven warriors. Drink beer* with the dwarves.For an unforgettable experience, the Old Kingdom is the ideal destination for your next holiday**Survival is optional, and highly unlikely.*Similarity to actual beer not guaranteed.**Travel insurance not available.***This is what three asterisks...
A Pair of Nuts on the Throne (Audiobook)
- Narrated by
- Graeme Hague
Unabridged
8 hours 35 min
2019
EN
Ahh, the Old Kingdom!Come and pet our angry, fire-breathing dragons. Take a dip with mighty sea serpents in our lovely warm seas. Play catch-the-arrow with merry elven warriors. Drink beer* with the dwarves.For an unforgettable experience, the Old Kingdom is the ideal destination for your next holiday**Survival is optional, and highly unlikely.*Similarity to actual beer not guaranteed.**Travel insurance not available.***This is what three asterisks...
Just Desserts (Audiobook)
- Narrated by
- Graeme Hague
Unabridged
8 hours 44 min
2019
EN
Hal Spacejock has a problem. His cargo hold is packed with expensive food, and the freezer equipment he bought from Bent Jimmy's bargain bin has just failed ... exactly as Clunk predicted.Hal needs replacement parts before the cargo rots, and he's forced to abandon his precious ship at the spaceport to go looking for them.Which is a pity, because a secret agent has just decided Hal's ship will be ideal for her mission ... with or without his permission.Can Hal find the...
Just Desserts (Audiobook)
- Narrated by
- Graeme Hague
Unabridged
8 hours 44 min
2019
EN
Hal Spacejock has a problem. His cargo hold is packed with expensive food, and the freezer equipment he bought from Bent Jimmy's bargain bin has just failed ... exactly as Clunk predicted.Hal needs replacement parts before the cargo rots, and he's forced to abandon his precious ship at the spaceport to go looking for them.Which is a pity, because a secret agent has just decided Hal's ship will be ideal for her mission ... with or without his permission.Can Hal find the...
Overwhelm (Audiobook)
- Narrated by
- Matt Haynes,PJ Morgan
Unabridged
3 hours 48 min
2023
EN
Science. Serial killers. Liberation. Alien planets. Trauma. Zen koans. Amorous vampires. Gay stuff. Tentacle beasts. In these five short stories (with ten full-page illustrations!), you'll find all this and more!Horror is transformational. Overwhelm is the dissolution of the ego within the knowledge that what you are is a fleeting instant in an incomprehensibly vast universe. But will this understanding lead to destruction, or will it grant liberation? Ope...
Overwhelm (Audiobook)
- Narrated by
- Matt Haynes,PJ Morgan
Unabridged
3 hours 48 min
2023
EN
Science. Serial killers. Liberation. Alien planets. Trauma. Zen koans. Amorous vampires. Gay stuff. Tentacle beasts. In these five short stories (with ten full-page illustrations!), you'll find all this and more!Horror is transformational. Overwhelm is the dissolution of the ego within the knowledge that what you are is a fleeting instant in an incomprehensibly vast universe. But will this understanding lead to destruction, or will it grant liberation? Ope...
Rose (Audiobook)
- Narrated by
- Jeff Harding
Unabridged
8 hours 45 min
2025
EN
Civilization has fallen. The public revelation that shapechangers are real, secretly living among ordinary people, has brought down the government and spread complete chaos.Shaw and Captain Case, both mutated by the monstrous Wendigo, must face the conspiracy of werewolves that successfully ended humanity’s dominance.Ex-detective Lenny and cryptid-hunter Dandy struggle to survive as America collapses around them. In this horrific new world, vicious armed gangs prey on the wea...
$27.99 AUD
Available May 1, 2025
Rose (Audiobook)
- Narrated by
- Jeff Harding
Unabridged
8 hours 45 min
2025
EN
Civilization has fallen. The public revelation that shapechangers are real, secretly living among ordinary people, has brought down the government and spread complete chaos.Shaw and Captain Case, both mutated by the monstrous Wendigo, must face the conspiracy of werewolves that successfully ended humanity’s dominance.Ex-detective Lenny and cryptid-hunter Dandy struggle to survive as America collapses around them. In this horrific new world, vicious armed gangs prey on the wea...
$27.99 AUD
Available May 1, 2025