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  • Don't Read the Comments

    by Eric Smith

    We all need a place to escape from the real world.For Divya and Aaron, it’s the world of online gaming. While Divya trades her rising-star status for sponsorships to help her struggling single mom pay rent, Aaron plays as a way to fuel his own dreams of becoming a game developer – and as a way to disappear when his mom starts talking about medical school. After a chance online meeting, the pair ... Read more

    $7.99 USD

  • The Boondocks

    Because I Know You Don't Read the Newspaper

    by Aaron McGruder

    The Boondocks took the syndication world by storm. The notoriety landed Boondocks creator Aaron McGruder in publications ranging from Time magazine to People magazine which named him one of the "25 Most Intriguing People of '99. Centered around the experiences of two young African-American boys, Huey and Riley, who move from inner-city Chicago to the suburbs (or the "boondocks" to them), the strip ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • Physical Asset Management for the Executive Caution

    Don't Read This If You Are on an Airplane

    by Howard W. Penrose

    Proper management of physical assets remains the single largest business improvement opportunity in the 21st Century. The size of the asset management industry in the USA, alone, was $1.2 Trillion. Of that, $750 Billion was the direct cost of poor physical asset maintenance and management.In this book, Dr. Howard W Penrose discusses the necessary strategies to take advantage of this last frontier ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • Mike Dies at the End / This Story is Full of Scorpions: Seriously, Dude, Don't Read It

    by Whitney Bishop

    In a world where all psychic abilities are caused by sexually transmitted diseases, two half-assed experts on all things supernatural pick up a really cute client. Together, the three of them survive haunted buildings, world-destroying paradoxes, universe-jumping elder gods, and one another. Oh, yeah, and Mike totally dies at the end. (Or does he?)Originally written separately, these two short ... Read more

    $2.95 USD

  • Jack the Ripper

    by Virginia Loh-Hagan

    series Urban Legends: Don't Read Alone!
    Jack the Ripper in the Urban Legends: Don't Read Alone! series explores the creepy legend of Jack the Ripper--from history to speculation to scientific explanation. This book is written with a high interest level to appeal to a more mature audience and a lower level of complexity with clear visuals to help struggling readers along. Considerate text includes wild facts (almost too strange to ... Read more

    $21.59 USD

  • Why Men Don't Listen and Women Can't Read Maps

    How We're Different and What to Do About It

    by Allan Pease and 1 more

    Have you ever wished your partner came with an instruction booklet? This international bestseller is the answer to all the things you've ever wondered about the opposite sex.For their controversial new book on the differences between the way men and women think and communicate, Barbara and Allan Pease spent three years traveling around the world, collecting the dramatic findings of new research on ... Read more

    $11.99 USD

  • Don't Read This Book

    Time Management for Creative People

    by Donald Roos

    As creative people, we have ideas. Some of us have many ideas, others have really good ones, and most of us have many really good ideas. But most of these never see the light of day. Why? If you ask a creative person, the answer will always revolve around time. We simply need time to execute an idea (and do it well)—more time than we have. Don’t Read This Book focuses on how to make choices about ... Read more

    $10.79 USD

  • Don't Read This Book, Whatever You Do!

    More Poems About School

    by Kalli Dakos and 1 more

    In this delicious companion volume to If You’re Not Here, Please Raise Your Hand, thirty-seven poems and miniplays celebrate elementary school life and the funny, poignant, wondrous, and telling moments that can happen only in a classroom. ... Read more

    $5.99 USD

  • Red Green's Beginner's Guide to Women

    (For Men Who Don't Read Instructions)

    by Red Green

    Red Green is celebrated as one of the handiest men in North America. But as well as being a purveyor of inventive practical advice on, for example, making a jetpack from two propane tanks, a hybrid car from recycled golf carts and satellite dishes, and a kiddie ride from a bar stool attached to the agitator of a washing machine, Red Green is also noted for his insights into that most difficult of ... Read more

    $13.99 USD

  • Don't Read Poetry

    A Book About How to Read Poems

    by Stephanie Burt

    An award-winning poet offers a brilliant introduction to the joys--and challenges--of the genreIn Don't Read Poetry, award-winning poet and literary critic Stephanie Burt offers an accessible introduction to the seemingly daunting task of reading, understanding, and appreciating poetry. Burt dispels preconceptions about poetry and explains how poems speak to one another--and how they can speak to ... Read more

    $17.99 USD

  • Miss Brooks Loves Books (And I Don't): Read & Listen Edition

    by Barbara Bottner

    In this high-spirited Read & Listen edition, Miss Brooks helps Missy’s classmates all find books they love in the library—books about fairies and dogs and trains and cowboys. But Missy dismisses them all—“Too flowery, too furry, too clickety, too yippity.”Still, Miss Brooks remains undaunted. Book Week is here and Missy will find a book to love if they have to empty the entire library. What story ... Read more

    $11.99 USD

  • Don't Read After Dark

    by Larry Brasington

    Larry Brasington's latest book, Don't Read After Dark: Lovecraftian Stories, is a collection of spooky stories set in different time periods, from the days of ancient knights, to World War II, to modern times. You will be mesmerized by these takes of soliders fighting off the worst Nazi plan ever, researchers exploring a freshly discovered village that no one knew existed, a homicide detective ... Read more

    $6.95 USD