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  • Tallulah's Temptation

    Sea Shenanigans, #1

    Book 1 - Sea Shenanigans
    Running a tourist trap for humans in the Bermuda Triangle had sounded like a fine plan—until it wasn't.With the Sea Hags gunning for our island and ruining our questionably successful business, I did what any desperate Mermaid would do. I called for backup.Of course, getting help from the Otherworld Defense Agency is risky as they don't usually deal with ocean creatures. Whatever. Desperate times ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Magically Delicious

    Magic and Mayhem, #4

    Book 4 - Magic and Mayhem
    What does a hungry, pregnant witch do when her whole freaking town goes on a no carb diet?I’ll tell you what. She goes on the sly and conjures up some anchovy-chocolate chunk cookies dipped in hot sauce—that’s what.Of course my cheating gets complicated when all of the magic in the world goes on the fritz. To solve that particular wrinkle, I’ll have to finally find the source of the lurking evil ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • A Witch In Time

    Magic and Mayhem, #3

    Book 3 - Magic and Mayhem
    One of these things is not like the others—life threatening community theatre, wire hangers, chipmunks, tree-house sex-capades with a hot werewolf and head-shrinking with a porno-loving rabbit Shifter.Actually none of these things are even remotely like the others, but it’s my life and I’m going to make the pieces fit into a perfect puzzle—even if I have to shove it together and glue it with magic ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • Your Broom or Mine?

    Magic and Mayhem, #8

    Book 8 - Magic and Mayhem
    What's a Tree Sprite to do when she's stumped?Get to the root of the problem, of course.Only I wood get stuck in a tree with the Warlock I love camped out next to it mea-culpa-ing for being a turdwaffle for the last decade.What should I do about it?Umm… stay in the tree and enjoy the show.Location: Assjacket, West Virginia (Who in their right mind named this town?)Mission: Ge... ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • Witch Glitch

    Magic and Mayhem, #2

    Book 2 - Magic and Mayhem
    Witches and glitches and testicle obsessed cats… Oh my.One dilemma down and approximately 74,876,283 to go. I think being the Shifter Whisperer is hard—or Shifter Wanker as I enjoy referring to my new job—but healing wounded Shifters is easy compared to finding and eliminating the lurking freaking evil.Throw in a ghost, a potentially explosive ex-cellmate, a long lost dad and a smokin' hot ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • Ready To Were

    Shift Happens, #1

    Book 1 - Shift Happens
    I never planned on going back to Hung Island, Georgia. Ever.I was a top notch Were agent for the secret paranormal Council and happily living in Chicago where I had everything I needed – a gym membership, season tickets to the Cubs and Dwayne – my gay, Vampyre best friend. Going back now would mean facing the reason I'd left and I'd rather chew my own paw off than deal with Hank.Hank the Tank ... Read more

    $3.99 USD

  • Some Were In Time

    Shift Happens, #2

    Book 2 - Shift Happens
    Planning my own wedding should mean I'm having the time of my life…not defending it every time I turn around. Dragons, feral Wolves and Were Cows…I mean who in the hell knew Were Cows even existed?All I wanna do is marry Hank, have 2.5 beautiful little Werewolf babies and live happily ever after while having sex on a very regular basis. Oh…and I still want to shoot stuff occasionally.Apparently no ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • Beauty Loves the Beast

    A Wylde Paranormal Love Story, #1

    Book 1 - A Wylde Paranormal Love Story
    CarterAvoidance had become my norm. After too many tours in Afghanistan and Iraq, I'd checked out—on everyone and everything—on life. Ex-navy SEAL. Totally broken man. I'd hit rock bottom so many times, I was sure I was about to fall straight to hell. It would be a welcome reprieve.Then she found me. Beautiful, insane and more broken than I was. She needed my help. I needed her humanity.How she ... Read more

    $3.99 USD

  • The Newly Witch Game: Magic and Mayhem Universe

    Magic and Mayhem, #10

    Book 10 - Magic and Mayhem
    It's all fun and games until someone throws a dirty jumper rollup and you lose out in the Cornhole tournament of life.According to Baba Yoscarybutt, it's time for me to witch up or step back down into the Cornholio minor leagues. While Cornhole is definitely not my beanbag, I can't stand to lose.I don't want to be the next Baba Yaga. I'm doing just peachy as the Shifter Wanker who heals the clumsy ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures

    (Career Ending Romance Spoof)

    After all was said and done, the disgusting novella meant to destroy a story stealing New York Time’s best-selling author’s career was successful. Rena Gunderschlict, an accountant with no discernible literary talent, and her band of adorable porno writing grannies came up with the worst piece of literature, (and I use that word loosely), that was ever written. Amazingly enough, it became a cult ... Read more

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  • The Bad Boys of Assjacket: Magic and Mayhem Universe

    Magic and Mayhem, #9

    Book 9 - Magic and Mayhem
    A dare is a dare.No self-respecting, slightly chubby, good-lookin', crime lovin' cat would ever pass up a dare.So I didn't.Now, me and my boys are in hot water trying to figure out how to live on the right side of the law for a whole freakin' week!This is complicated by a couple of hairy issues…— The half-headed bear in town had his privates pilfered. We have vowed to return his giggleberries. ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Three's A Charm

    Magic and Mayhem, #6

    Book 6 - Magic and Mayhem
    What's a witch to do when her magic is on the fritz and there's a huge pile of laundry to be done? Easy. Flood the entire house. Everyone wants a bubbly indoor freakin' swimming pool… right?Just when everything is right in my life, something has to go wrong—times three. Number one: an unknown evil force wants to steal my power. Now, instead of protecting and healing the whacked out inhabitants of ... Read more

    $4.99 USD