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  • Tilly and Elmer Go to Las Vegas

    by Gene Clements ...
    series Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch
    Elmer and Tilly Go to Las Vegas to try and recapture the fun they had there thirty years earlier. They DO have fun, but they find out that whatever happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas.What the critics are saying:"Except for the first paragraph, I couldn't understand a word of it. And what's a carburetor?"M.C."This man is sick."Dr. H."The best 'Tilly and Elmer' I've ever read..."B.O."I'm ... Read more

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  • Tilly and Elmer: Tilly's Afternoon Delight

    by Gene Clements ...
    series Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch
    In this sizzling story of summer in the Midwest, Gene Clements has written the hottest Tilly and Elmer yet. Elmer and his friend Eddie go fishing in hopes of keeping cool on a hot Iowa afternoon, while Tilly plans to enjoy the heat by reading a pornographic novel. Her afternoon gets even hotter when Johnson, a young arborist, comes to trim the oak tree in her backyard. Tilly's offer of a cool gin ... Read more

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  • Tilly and Elmer: Snug as Two Bugs

    by Gene Clements ...
    series Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch
    Tilly and Elmer like to spice up their love life now and then with a mildly risky romp, but their decision to enjoy a quickie before their guests arrive cuts the margin of safety just a little too close for comfort this time. ... Read more

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  • Tilly and Elmer Trip Out

    by Gene Clements ...
    series Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch
    Another hilarious Tilly and Elmer adventure! Tilly has waited nearly fifty years to show Elmer the sights in San Francisco where she spent her college days. Finally, the fiftieth reunion of her graduation class provides the perfect excuse. Elmer has always been a little unsure what kind of shenanigans Tilly was involved in while she was in San Francisco, and now he's not sure he wants to find out. ... Read more

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  • Skinny-Dipping Scandal

    by Gene Clements ...
    series Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch
    Elmer and Tilly fans, all three of them, are in for a treat. Still inept writer, Gene Clements, has outdone himself with this molten cocktail of fluid bodies and bodily fluids.In "Skin and Scandal", a promising summer morning turns into an afternoon of viscous debauchery when an oblivious Tilly and Elmer find themselves unexpectedly flushed into a whirlpool of depravity. This epic story flows over ... Read more

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  • Tilly and Elmer Get Warmed Up

    by Gene Clements ...
    series Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch
    Move over Dr. Zhivago. Step aside, Boris Pasternak. Don’t even think about it, Omar Sharif.Unknown author, Gene Clements, has created a frigid love story covering fifty years of romantic hardships, set against harsh Midwestern winters and bruised by lumpy, snow covered woodlands. You’ll smile as the young Matilda cleverly ensnares a teenaged Elmer in a web of sexual desire, gasp as she nearly ... Read more

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  • Tilly and Elmer Get Crazy

    by Gene Clements ...
    series Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch
    As soon as Tilly pulls the latest issue of “Women’s Excitement” magazine out of her shopping bag, and begins to read the romantic advice article, “Four Ways to Drive your Man Crazy in the Bedroom”, she and Elmer are propelled unexpectedly into a shocking mélange of dancing and Dr. Pepper, melon balls and bacon, panties and peacock feathers, corsets and dog collars. In the end, they each succeed in ... Read more

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  • Truck Tryst

    by Gene Clements ...
    series Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch
    From its opening revelation at an innocent card party, Truck Tryst is a riveting look at an afternoon that changed the evening plans, and perhaps their plans for many evenings to come, for a couple of sixty eight year old Midwesterners. Bored with the routine of their lives, Tilly and Elmer embark on a dangerous expedition, the unlikely vehicle for which is a 1952 Chevy pick up truck which remains ... Read more

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  • Tilly and Elmer's 50th Class Reunion

    by Gene Clements ...
    series Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch
    The newest blockbuster from soon to be unheralded author, Gene Clements. “Tilly and Elmer's 50th Class Reunion” is the vast and complex tale of a bitter fifty year rivalry that suddenly erupts in an explosion of shocking facial expressions; of unfulfilled dreams lost, and weight gained. A thrilling story of foreplay under the moonlight and carnal lust imagined under cool white fluorescent lighting ... Read more

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  • Tilly and Elmer In Decent Exposure

    by Gene Clements ...
    series Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch
    As she does every fall, Tilly begins to worry that she and Elmer are getting into a boring routine and resolves to find some new adventures to get them out of it. Her plan this time is to take an acting class at the local community college. She convinces Elmer to join her in her academic pursuits by signing up for a yoga class. When she is cast as an expert kisser in the class play and Elmer’s ... Read more

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  • The Sexy Seniors of South Branch, Tilly and Elmer: Expanded Collection

    by Gene Clements ...
    series Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch
    "The Sexy Seniors of South Branch" includes ten original short stories chronicling the adventures and misadventures of Tilly and Elmer, sexagenarians from South Branch, Iowa. Tilly and Elmer have been married nearly fifty years, and they’re still as frisky as they were back when they were dating in high school (the subject of the Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX series, Coming of Age in South Branch). ... Read more

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  • Sexy Seniors - Sex Over 60!

    Better Sex Education Series, #2

    series Better Sex Education Series #2
    Maintain a healthy and happy sex life in your golden years.Do you long for the days when you were younger and enjoyed an active and fulfilling sex life? Those days can be yours again! With this publication, you will learn how to reignite the spark and enjoy your love life like you were in your twenties again.If you are over 60 you should not be over sex. In fact, you are in a position to enjoy the ... Read more

    $2.99 USD