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  • Fat Vampire 6: Survival of the Fattest

    Fat Vampire, #6

    by Johnny B. Truant

    series Fat Vampire #6
    The Era of Nighttime Has Begun.Forty years have passed since the end of the vampire/human war. Vampires have taken over the planet and have settled in, making themselves comfortable in the infrastructure their predecessors built, with just a few adjustments to ensure a permanent night.Humans still exist, tightly controlled, because the alpha species needs to eat. But even after four decades of ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Fat Vampire 4: Harder Better Fatter Stronger

    Fat Vampire, #4

    by Johnny B. Truant

    series Fat Vampire #4
    A New Dark Leader Has Emerged.Following Maurice's near-assassination and the overthrow of the American Vampire Council, Reginald, Maurice, and Nikki have fled to Luxembourg, where they've taken refuge under the protection of Karl Stromm and the EU Council.Things in America have continued towards chaos with no end in sight — until a coup shakes the world and a new American leader arrives with ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Fat Vampire 2: Tastes Like Chicken

    Fat Vampire, #2

    by Johnny B. Truant

    series Fat Vampire #2
    Angels and Demons, Myths and Legends.It's been six months since Reginald Baskin became a vampire too fat to live happily with the beautiful undead — six months in which Reginald and his two-thousand-year-old maker Maurice have learned that safety does not come with power. These days, Maurice is Deacon of the Vampire Nation, but plenty beneath Maurice are still plotting to depose him … or dispose ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Fat Vampire: The Complete Series (A Vampire Horror-Comedy Series)

    Fat Vampire

    by Johnny B. Truant

    series Fat Vampire
    The SMASH HIT SERIES now being developed at SYFY channel -- coming soon from NBC/Universal!This collection contains ALL SIX BOOKS in the Fat Vampire series:* Fat Vampire* Fat Vampire 2: Tastes Like Chicken* Fat Vampire 3: All You Can Eat* Fat Vampire 4: Harder Better Fatter Stronger* Fat Vampire 5: Fatpocalypse* Fat Vampire 6: Survival of the FattestDESCRIPTION FOR FAT VAMPIRE (BOOK 1 IN THIS 6 ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Fat Vampire 5: Fatpocalypse

    Fat Vampire, #5

    by Johnny B. Truant

    series Fat Vampire #5
    What the New Order Seeks, Reginald Must Find.The new vampire president and his psychotic right-hand man have been playing a dangerous game with the humans over the past six months. In the public eye, the two races appear to be at peace ... but the situation below the surface is hot enough to boil.And while the untrusting humans mass their defenses, vampire armies have been building to match them — ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Fat Vampire 3: All You Can Eat

    Fat Vampire, #3

    by Johnny B. Truant

    series Fat Vampire #3
    Immortality Has Met Its Match.Ever since the Ring of Fire, the world's vampires have seen their mortality. They won't live forever after all — not if the angels who created them decide to snuff them like candles.What do the angels want? What did their command to "restore balance" truly mean? For most, the angels' decrees mean mass murder and mass turnings … but the humans aren't sheep, and won't ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Fat Vampire

    Fat Vampire, #1

    by Johnny B. Truant

    series Fat Vampire #1
    The SMASH HIT SERIES now being developed at SYFY channel -- coming soon from NBC/Universal!Death Has a Brand New Appetite...When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesn't make fun of him, it's his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a two-thousand-year-old vampire.And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it's just Reginald's further ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Audiobook

    Fat Vampire 6: Survival of the Fattest

    by Johnny B. Truant

    Narrated by Joe Hempel

    Unabridged

    6 hours 19 min

    The Era of Nighttime Has Begun.Forty years have passed since the end of the vampire/human war. Vampires have taken over the planet and have settled in, making themselves comfortable in the infrastructure their predecessors built, with just a few adjustments to ensure a permanent night.Humans still exist, tightly controlled, because the alpha species needs to eat. But even after four decades of ... Read more

    $15.95 USD or FREE with audiobook trial

  • Audiobook

    Fat Vampire 5: Fatpocalypse

    by Johnny B. Truant

    Narrated by Joe Hempel

    Unabridged

    5 hours 48 min

    What the New Order Seeks, Reginald Must Find.The new vampire president and his psychotic right-hand man have been playing a dangerous game with the humans over the past six months. In the public eye, the two races appear to be at peace ... but the situation below the surface is hot enough to boil.And while the untrusting humans mass their defenses, vampire armies have been building to match them — ... Read more

    $15.95 USD or FREE with audiobook trial

  • Audiobook

    Fat Vampire 4: Harder Better Fatter Stronger

    by Johnny B. Truant

    Narrated by Joe Hempel

    Unabridged

    4 hours 30 min

    A New Dark Leader Has Emerged.Following Maurice's near-assassination and the overthrow of the American Vampire Council, Reginald, Maurice, and Nikki have fled to Luxembourg, where they've taken refuge under the protection of Karl Stromm and the EU Council.Things in America have continued towards chaos with no end in sight — until a coup shakes the world and a new American leader arrives with ... Read more

    $15.95 USD or FREE with audiobook trial

  • Audiobook

    Fat Vampire 2: Tastes Like Chicken

    by Johnny B. Truant

    Narrated by Joe Hempel

    Unabridged

    4 hours 14 min

    Angels and Demons, Myths and Legends.It's been six months since Reginald Baskin became a vampire too fat to live happily with the beautiful undead — six months in which Reginald and his two-thousand-year-old maker Maurice have learned that safety does not come with power. These days, Maurice is Deacon of the Vampire Nation, but plenty beneath Maurice are still plotting to depose him … or dispose ... Read more

    $15.95 USD or FREE with audiobook trial

  • Audiobook

    Fat Vampire

    by Johnny B. Truant

    Narrated by Joe Hempel

    Unabridged

    3 hours 58 min

    Death Has a Whole New Appetite.When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesn't make fun of him, it's just his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a two thousand-year-old vampire.And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it's just Reginald's further bad luck that he wakes to discover he's become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape ... Read more

    $15.95 USD or FREE with audiobook trial