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Playing with Fire

by R.J. Blain ...

Series Book 1 - A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count)
Warning: This novel contains excessive humor, a fire-breathing unicorn on a mission of destruction, magic, romance, and bodies. Proceed with caution.Catering to the magical is a tough gig on a good day, but Bailey has few other options. Spiking drinks with pixie dust keeps the locals happy and beats cleaning up the world’s nastiest magical substances. She could live without serving Police Chief ... Read more

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Warning: This novel contains excessive humor, a fire-breathing unicorn on a mission of destruction, magic, romance, and bodies. Proceed with caution.Catering to the magical is a tough gig on a good day, but Bailey has few other options. Spiking drinks with pixie dust keeps the locals happy and beats cleaning up the world’s nastiest magical substances. She could live without serving Police Chief
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Hoofin' It

by R.J. Blain ...

Series Book 2 - A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count)
All Shane wanted was to get away from the wreckage of his career for a while. He picked New York City to provide him with a distraction from his early, unwanted retirement from the police force.New York City delivered, distracting him with three corpses and a miniature llama with a spitting problem and an attitude. If he wants to return to a normal life, he'll have to face off against a sex ... Read more

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All Shane wanted was to get away from the wreckage of his career for a while. He picked New York City to provide him with a distraction from his early, unwanted retirement from the police force.New York City delivered, distracting him with three corpses and a miniature llama with a spitting problem and an attitude. If he wants to return to a normal life, he'll have to face off against a sex
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Murder Mittens

by R.J. Blain ...

Series Book 17 - A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count)
Becoming a bounty hunter and taking on the call sign of Murder Mittens wasn’t Harri’s brightest move, but what’s a lynx to do with millions of debt while working a customer service gig? The scars deforming her face won’t remove themselves, and she’ll bag and tag every criminal in the United States to get rid of them if necessary.Being assigned a handler could make or break her, but did the powers ... Read more

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Becoming a bounty hunter and taking on the call sign of Murder Mittens wasn’t Harri’s brightest move, but what’s a lynx to do with millions of debt while working a customer service gig? The scars deforming her face won’t remove themselves, and she’ll bag and tag every criminal in the United States to get rid of them if necessary.Being assigned a handler could make or break her, but did the powers
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Doggone Mess

by R.J. Blain ...

Series Book 20 - A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count)
Single, female lycanthrope: check.Bills to pay: check.A bounty for the hottest single lycanthrope on the block: check.As the sole holdout of the corporate buyout of her apartment building, Joyce Gray is determined to transform her stubborn pride into a masterpiece in order to stay off the streets. Dipping her hands into the dark world of bounty hunting would give her the funds needed to find a new ... Read more

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Single, female lycanthrope: check.Bills to pay: check.A bounty for the hottest single lycanthrope on the block: check.As the sole holdout of the corporate buyout of her apartment building, Joyce Gray is determined to transform her stubborn pride into a masterpiece in order to stay off the streets. Dipping her hands into the dark world of bounty hunting would give her the funds needed to find a new
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Grave Humor

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Series Book 14 - A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count)
Most days, Anwen regrets working at a funeral home. With the residents no longer inclined to stay in their coffins where they belong, she’s got her hands full making sure everyone follows the rules:In the funeral home, there is no screaming, no murdering, no mutilation, no possessions, no kidnappings, no resurrections, and no cursing of any type. Be quiet and stay polite.The day Old Man McGregor ... Read more

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Most days, Anwen regrets working at a funeral home. With the residents no longer inclined to stay in their coffins where they belong, she’s got her hands full making sure everyone follows the rules:In the funeral home, there is no screaming, no murdering, no mutilation, no possessions, no kidnappings, no resurrections, and no cursing of any type. Be quiet and stay polite.The day Old Man McGregor
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A Chip on Her Shoulder

by R.J. Blain ...

Series Book 15 - A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count)
After a deal with loan sharks sours, Darlene’s brother is permanently transformed into a chipmunk. Not one to accept impossibility as a good excuse for failure, she’s determined to rescue her brother and secure revenge against those who’d poisoned him with grade-a transformatives.If she wants to perform a miracle, she’ll need to join forces with a divine, but the man upstairs and his angels refuse ... Read more

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After a deal with loan sharks sours, Darlene’s brother is permanently transformed into a chipmunk. Not one to accept impossibility as a good excuse for failure, she’s determined to rescue her brother and secure revenge against those who’d poisoned him with grade-a transformatives.If she wants to perform a miracle, she’ll need to join forces with a divine, but the man upstairs and his angels refuse
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The Flame Game

by R.J. Blain ...

Series Book 16 - A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count)
Bailey and Quinn are back for one last action-filled adventure!A corrupt police chief is on the loose, and it falls to Bailey and Quinn to put an end to him before he finds some way to weaponize the spreading rabies virus, create yet another batch of potent gorgon dust, and otherwise wreck Bailey’s happily ever after.With a pair of orphaned gorgon whelps to care for, more animals she can shake a ... Read more

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Bailey and Quinn are back for one last action-filled adventure!A corrupt police chief is on the loose, and it falls to Bailey and Quinn to put an end to him before he finds some way to weaponize the spreading rabies virus, create yet another batch of potent gorgon dust, and otherwise wreck Bailey’s happily ever after.With a pair of orphaned gorgon whelps to care for, more animals she can shake a
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Plaidypus

by R.J. Blain ...

Series Book 19 - A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count)
After a close encounter of the hotspot kind, Nadine’s paws are full figuring out how to feed her thirsty vampire of a brother, trying to convince the CDC she actually can be a shapeshifter infected with the lycanthropy virus, and dodging the pack of crazy women out for her blood—or her brother’s body.She’s not sure if they want her or her brother, but she doesn’t want to find out.Nadine knows one ... Read more

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After a close encounter of the hotspot kind, Nadine’s paws are full figuring out how to feed her thirsty vampire of a brother, trying to convince the CDC she actually can be a shapeshifter infected with the lycanthropy virus, and dodging the pack of crazy women out for her blood—or her brother’s body.She’s not sure if they want her or her brother, but she doesn’t want to find out.Nadine knows one
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Burn, Baby, Burn

by R.J. Blain ...

Series Book 12 - A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count)
Bailey and Quinn are back!Bailey Ember Gardener Quinn should've read the manual on caring for an incubus before marrying hers. The marriage license hadn't mentioned anything about their sexy, insatiable ways. If she doesn't get a single night of undisturbed rest soon, she'll snap—or go on a napalm bender.Either would work.Recruiting Tiffany "Perkette" Perkins to be her partner-in-crime isn't the ... Read more

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Bailey and Quinn are back!Bailey Ember Gardener Quinn should've read the manual on caring for an incubus before marrying hers. The marriage license hadn't mentioned anything about their sexy, insatiable ways. If she doesn't get a single night of undisturbed rest soon, she'll snap—or go on a napalm bender.Either would work.Recruiting Tiffany "Perkette" Perkins to be her partner-in-crime isn't the
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Double Trouble

by R.J. Blain ...

Series Book 13 - A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count)
This novel is also included in Water Witch: a Dustin Walker Anthology and Other Tales by RJ Blain.Layla, a recovering drug addict, reformed kleptomaniac, and general troublemaker, believes she has a one-way ticket straight to hell to go with her general rap sheet. Instead of jail time, she’s ordered to perform ninety days of community service.Her job is simple: she must keep two unicorns out of ... Read more

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This novel is also included in Water Witch: a Dustin Walker Anthology and Other Tales by RJ Blain.Layla, a recovering drug addict, reformed kleptomaniac, and general troublemaker, believes she has a one-way ticket straight to hell to go with her general rap sheet. Instead of jail time, she’s ordered to perform ninety days of community service.Her job is simple: she must keep two unicorns out of
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101 Ways to Die

by R.J. Blain ...

Series Book 21 - A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count)
Officer McMarin of the NYPD is in for the ride of her life when the Chief Quinns storm into her station, promote her to the rank of detective, and relocate her to Manhattan. Saddled with the dubious honor of being Chief Bailey Quinn’s primary rider is only the beginning of her woes.Her first case delves into the dark waters of the many ways in which a person can die.At the heart of the mystery is ... Read more

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Officer McMarin of the NYPD is in for the ride of her life when the Chief Quinns storm into her station, promote her to the rank of detective, and relocate her to Manhattan. Saddled with the dubious honor of being Chief Bailey Quinn’s primary rider is only the beginning of her woes.Her first case delves into the dark waters of the many ways in which a person can die.At the heart of the mystery is
... Read more

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Owl Be Yours

by R.J. Blain ...

Series Book 6 - A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count)
After a wildfire took everything from her, Emily Hall made do surviving as a homeless human by day and as an owl at night. When one of the men responsible for infecting her with lycanthropy comes winging his way back into her life, she must choose between revenge or resuming a normal life.Until Daniel's return, she never dreamed she might be able to have both.Warning: this novella contains ... Read more

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After a wildfire took everything from her, Emily Hall made do surviving as a homeless human by day and as an owl at night. When one of the men responsible for infecting her with lycanthropy comes winging his way back into her life, she must choose between revenge or resuming a normal life.Until Daniel's return, she never dreamed she might be able to have both.Warning: this novella contains
... Read more

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