Greetings and thank you for coming along on our journey of a lifetime to the little-known place called Elsewhere. We'll be leaving soon, so please have a seat and relax. We don't stand on formalities here, so kick off your shoes and let your hair down if you'd like.Our ride should be smooth and event-free—most trips of the mind are. The actual travel time to Elsewhere will be very short, but please feel free to enjoy the scenery as we travel along, keeping in mind that the scenery i...