A hilarious and only slightly spooky story about how to outsmart all the monsters you’ve ever dreamed of from the bestselling creator of The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom**.**Poopicorn is no ordinary unicorn; she’s a unicorn with the magical power to poop anything that pops into her head. But while getting whatever you think of sounds great, it’s not so much fun if you get what you hate ... And on Halloween, Poopicorn can’t help but think...

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When the kids are away, the pets will play! A side-splittingly hilarious graphic novel for fans of The Secret Life of Pets and Bunny vs Monkey**.**A new animal is arriving at St Bernard’s Academy, and the current class pets could not be more excited. That’s until who they find out their new friend is actually a terrifying, and very hungry, snake! He’s already eaten the headteacher and has his eye ...

In September 2025, a majority vote separated an online A.A. community from the home group it had built over five years.In March 2020, when the pandemic shut down a long-running A.A. group's meeting room, one member printed flyers and set up a phone-in meeting. Twenty people called in on St. Patrick's Day morning. They thought the arrangement would last a few weeks. It lasted five and a half years.When restrictions eased, some members returned to a new in-pe...

For a true Poopicorn has a magical rear,And whatever she thinks, that think will appear . . .When a magical flower turns Peanut the Pony into a unicorn and gives her the power to poop ANYTHING she thinks from her bum, she's never had SO much fun. She makes diggers and bulldozers, bulldogs and cranes, then hotdogs and hotrods and pigs flying planes. But with great power comes great responsibility, and soon Peanut's bottom is spinning out of control in a poo-...

What if you woke up knowing the exact date and time you would die?Dorothea Boone is no sissy. She knows full well that her amateur prognostications aren’t always spot-on, but this one has her reeling—especially since it was clear that she might drop dead early Christmas morning. So, when John Stanley enters her life, she doesn’t know whether to run toward him, or sprint away as fast as she can.She’s supposed to have half of her life left to figure things out. Which means sh...

From the superstar creator of The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom comes a hilarious new story about three wicked dragons who are absolutely determined to be bad.We're the Bad Dragon Club and we're bad as can be.We’re rascals and rogues and wrong’uns all three.We’re so full of bad, any badder and we’d burst.We're the Bad Dragon Club and we’re here to do our worst.Scorch, Grub and Fang think they are a rather fearsome gan...

Want to know the truth about Bible prophecy?Want to know and understand the prophecies of Jesus?Tired of hearing Bible prophecy predictions that never come true?This book will provide you with the real truth about Bible prophecy, including the following:· Old Testament prophecies of Isaiah, Ezekiel, Daniel, and more.· New Testament prophecies of Jesus and the book of Revelation....

"An exhilarating, can't miss, one-sit read that'll stay with you long after turning the final page!" - Ryan Steck, The Real Book SpyTen years ago, legendary author Riley Cannon produced three of the best-selling thriller novels of all-time. Then, she vanished, leaving the final three books of the saga unfinished and producing the biggest mystery in the history of publishing. Now, a decade later, there is word from her mega-agent, the glamorous and powerful Topaz Ke...

The first in a fabulously funny and hugely commercial series about a dragon who has lost his flame – but may just find fire elsewhere . . . Perfect for fans of The DInosaur That Pooped series.Sir Wayne’s dragon has lost his flame. Are his teeth TOO clean? Is his tongue TOO pink? Perhaps his diet is to blame. Not to worry – Sir Wayne has a meal plan of EPIC proportions, including a big lump of lava, one burning bush, some sparklers and fireworks – the ones ...

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.Meanwhile a star-dusted sleigh blazed through the sky,With a dragon-shaped reindeer fifty-feet high …It's Christmas Eve, but Santa is nowhere to be seen. Luckily, Sir Wayne and Dragon are happy to step in. They know all Santa's moves – they're terrific with tinsel, their wra...

Our story begins with a knight on the town,Sir Wayne seemed happy, but Dragon was down.“It’s just so unfair,” he said to his friend.“Each time I breathe fire it comes out the wrong end!”Sir Wayne and Dragon are back! And they need to get Dragon's flame round the right way... Luckily Wayne knows JUST what to do. You see, it’s simply a case of cause and effect – if forwards is wrong, then back is correct. Time for Wayne and Dra...