Tim Hanson's day started rotten. He went to his father's funeral, got chewed out by Susan (his father's hardcore-feminist receptionist), witnessed a fatal car crash, and watched the SUV driver die despite Tim's efforts to save him.Ah, but things weren't as they seemed. For that last part (the car accident and the dying) had all been a test by an ancient god—and Tim was the first human ever to pass the test.As a reward, the Golden God gave Tim a magic power. But mischievousl...

Charlie Moore was an ordinary man—until he watched three vampires be killed in his front yard on a winter night. One of those three vampires to die was the notorious Mage Draco—both evil and powerful as an elder vampire, Mage Draco was also skilled in black magic.Vampires normally cannot hypnotize the living, but Mage Draco could. Mage Draco had enchanted a man’s ring so that, when the ring was rubbed, it would hypnotize anyone, whether human or vampire.After Mage Draco tur...

How does one young man alone stop cyborg invaders from the future?For Charlie-Bob Owens, a nerd high-school senior, everything started when he attacked an armed robber in order to save a fair damsel. He got shot in the leg as a result.Soon after, he got rewarded with a harem of—though he had no way of knowing this—sex-slave cyborgs called bimborg. All he knew was that the hottest girls in his school (plus two hot teachers) were dropping their boyfriends and were of...

Kevin MacDonald, a 62-year-old Vietnam veteran, gets along great with his neighbors Sam and Judy, and their eighteen-year-old daughter Karen. Kevin gets along so well with his neighbors that Judy and Karen are inviting Kevin to a high-school band concert when a UFO lands in front of Kevin's house.Aliens come out of the spaceship, then hypnotize and kidnap all the neighborhood women who are between eighteen and forty-five years old. Kevin can't stop Judy and Karen from walking into ...

This is the third story in the Hypno-Talkers Of Zlar series.Jerry Green wasn't socially skilled. He asked hottie Cindy, who was totally out of his league, for a date. He never checked whether she had a boyfriend, and the actual asking Cindy for the date was done ham-handed.But Cindy didn't tell Jerry No, I won't go out with you, or even say to him What, are you kidding? Instead, Cindy set up Jerry to be played for a fool and publicly humiliated, d...

A mysterious man, VietVetElecEngnr51, has uploaded plans for something called a "hypno-talker" to a pirate site that Odysseus Popeil visits. Odysseus ("Oddy") is curious whether the hypno-talker lives up to its claims, but nobody else wants to try it and report back. Everyone else on the internet is convinced that the hypno-talker is a fraud.Meanwhile, Oddy has real problems at work. The new owner, Ms. Olson, is on a rampage to fire or to hamstring all the men in her company. Oddy ...

Aliens from Zlar need Earth women to make Zlarian babies. How do the aliens lure the women onto the spaceship? With hypnotic alien technology.What happens when this hypnotic technology falls into the wrong hands?What will the U.S. government do when its conspiracy to hush up the alien raids is threatened?Who will become unlikely heroes? Who winds up getting the girl(s)?This book holds four stories—The Hypno-Talker Of Zlar—Ke...

The Inseminator, an evil cyborg from the year 2060—he's tall, muscular, and has an Austrian accent—is looking for Shara Boehner, a young L.A. waitress in 2017.The Inseminator's plan is that when he finds Shara Boehner, he will impregnate her, and will pass special genes on to her just-conceived child.Calbert Reesescup, a nerdy lawyer from 2060, is trying to save Shara from the relentless Inseminator. The Inseminator uses mind-controlling pheromones to make women have sex wi...

This is sensuous fiction told in second-person (you). An almost-virgin is captured by a sexy foreign king, and her future hangs on how well she pleasures him in bed that first night. But first, for his own reasons, the king spends much time pleasuring her.The beginning of the 3,555-word story:The battle had been a long one, and the men of your village had fought bravely. Yet in the end, the heroes lay just as dead as the cowards. Pigs, goats, and chickens were ...

For the past four years, Marvin Harper has had a great life. His wife loves him, his housekeeper loves him, he has a live-in harem, and he’s famous to millions of Americans as the “hero billionaire.”Only a few people know that Marvin is a genie-master, like Aladdin once was. Because Marvin is kind and unselfish, his genie Fatima actually gave him more than he’d wished for, four years ago.But in the world are four other Vessels besides Fatima’s lamp, and four other ...

"You get three wishes," the genie said.Eighteen-year-old Marvin Harper was a good kid: He didn't make trouble for other people, and he tutored Anna Kay in Trig for free.Admittedly, Marvin didn't cause trouble for others because he couldn't. At five-foot-two, Marvin was always the kid bullied, never the bullyboy. As for Anna Kay, she was a big-breasted cheerleader, and Marvin figured tutoring was the only way he could spend time near his goddess.Then he inhe...

What if a djinni were granting your strongest wishes, but you didn’t know this? What would life be like?NOTE: This story is set in the same universe as Three More Wishes and Wishes, Genies, Sex, and Death.Bashira is a djinni of the Green Tribe of Djinn, the same Tribe to which genie Fatima belongs. But Bashira is a free djinni, not bound like Fatima—Bashira does not live in a lamp, and Bashira has never granted a wish in her mill...