An adult parody of children's alphabet books, offering horrible—but hilarious—advice, from the authors of All my friends are dead.In the humorous vein of Go the F**k to Sleep comes a laugh-out-loud collection of bad advice that turns the children's alphabet book on its head. Adorable, illustrated characters lead readers down a path of poor decision-making, and alphabetical, rhyming couplets offer terrible life lessons. O is for opening things with ...

After an elevator blackout, cubicle burnout Leon wakes in a Florida teen's body—and a cold stat panel that pays "Breakthrough Points" for every calorie and rep. To claw out of poverty he turns himself into an engine: dawn rides, Tongbei Fist, and a sudden shot at an amateur team race. But the stronger he gets, the louder one question grows: who switched his life on—and what will the system demand when it comes to collect?

Mysterious necromancers. Wicked summoners. Fierce witches. Occasional familiars. Military experiments. Secret councils. Forbidden alliances. The Academy of Ancients will suck you in.Briar Shroud has gone from foster child to full scholarship at the Academy of Ancients. Cool, right?Not quite. Her upperclassman mentor Zachary sucks. He's hot, but he sucks at being a mentor. And a friend. And a person.Her roommate's a paranormal, and the whole school is underground and...

Supermodel Akira Kuroaki may have the looks, but his haughty attitude and sharp tongue are a defense against the cutthroat modeling industry he’s immersed in. Frustrated with the shallow world he dominates, Akira finds an unexpected distraction in a small boutique. There, he meets Itsuki, a stone-faced shopkeeper with a demeanor that piques Akira’s curiosity.Intrigued by Itsuki’s lack of reaction to his charm, Akira decides to push the limits, dragging Itsuki into a fitting room an...

Mara left the biker who broke her heart.She should have stayed gone.Two years after Dax Mercer betrayed her, Mara has built a clean, successful life far from the Iron Rebels MC. Her venue is thriving, her apartment is peaceful, and she tells herself she is finally free.Then Priest walks into her business with one dangerous truth:Dax never recovered from losing her.Mara knows what Dax did. She remembers the photograph, the humiliation, and the night she...

The Lakeside University series kicks off with The Enforcer, an unputdownable college hockey romance from TikTok sensation Avery Keelan!I spent two years convincing myself what we had wasn’t real—and the moment our eyes lock from across the room, all those lies I’ve been telling myself shatter at my feet.Hockey superstar Nash Richards was my first everything: my first boyfriend, my first time, and my first love. I used to attend every Lakes...

When twin brothers Gary and Kenneth Cartwright were teens, both suffered significant pediatric strokes. Gary was the "lucky" one, only partially paralyzed on his left side. Kenneth's stroke, followed by an aneurysm and complicated surgery, left him unable to do more than swallow and move his eyes.With the help of an experimental system called Vicarious Joe, Kenneth has not only overcome his physical limitations, he has learned to thrive as a motivational speaker and has even become...

MUST HATE DOGSDo you hate dogs? Only want to talk about yourself? Is having a sense of humor something you’ve never been accused of? Think eating for pleasure is a complete waste of time? Agree that tipping is for suckers? Then you’re the date for me.Dixon Beckett is the kind of guy who loves his mama, treats women right, and never ever wants to fall in love again. That’s why he’ll do anything to win a bet to be the last single man standing by Chris...

Warning: For Mature Adult Audiences. Contains wording and actions some may find offensive. Sexual explicit content. MFMPlease note this book is a re-release of the original 2012 book. The changes made are improved editing, story flow and beautiful new covers. ENJOY!"Kat" McKay narrowly escapes a BSDM encounter gone horribly wrong in Las Vegas before making her way home to Climax and into the arms of the only two men she'd ever loved.Alex and Zach Lamont's rejection of...

After losing his wife and son, Orin, due to his alcoholism, Dennis Hoke feels like he really needs a lucky break. He sees the Family Royale online gaming competition as his chance at redemption. This is the moment when he can rise to the challenge and finally become the father Orin needs.They enter the contest together, competing to see which family can come out on top. What starts out as a great bonding experience for father and son soon derails as Dennis becomes addicted to succe...

ONE OF 2015'S BOOKS OF THE YEAR IN THE TIMES AND THE MAIL ON SUNDAY.A hard-hitting, passionate and well-researched book about the conflict between driven grouse shooting and nature conservation in Britain, with a foreword by Chris Packham.Driven grouse shooting, where flocks of Red Grouse are chased by lines of beaters so that they fly over lines of 'guns' that shoot the fast-flying birds, is a peculiarly British fieldspor...

It’s true. I’m not what most people would call “pretty” and, well, high school was rough. Fast forward ten years and life is good…Until a bunch of jerks think it’s hilarious to put the “butterface” (AKA me) on a wedding Kiss Cam with the hottest guy ever—and that old humiliation hits hard.I recognize him immediately. The sexiest cop in Waterbury and totally out of my league.But then he kisses me. And we totally forget the room, the crowd, everything.Then he ...