After years of complaining about him in his popular blog, The Psychokitty Speaks Out, Max felt it was time to let the world hear from his main source of aggravation: Buddah Pest. During the summer of 2019, these two cool kitties sat down for a conversation about how their lives together came to be, why Max finds Buddah annoying, and Buddah finally gets a chance to have his say.Part conversation, part Advice on Writing, part peace treaty, this is the book Max's fans has ask...

He's 14 pounds of sleek black and white glory. With an attitude ... and opinions ... on everything."The PsychoKitty Speaks Out" is the diary of Max, a put-upon and under-appreciated domestic feline with both a disdain and a fondness for Sticky Little People, an addiction to Kitty Crack, and an appetite for Stinky Goodness. He began his popular blog "The Psychokitty Speaks Out" in October of 2003, and this is an expansion of that journal; all those dates when he didn't blog--they're...

He's a pioneer of cat blogging and channels his inner Ann Landers every week in his advice column for mousebreath! magazine, and is the author of three popular books; this is the book his fans and minions have been waiting for: the memoirs of Max Thompson. Bite Me is a book that will have you laughing out loud, will have you crying until your nose runs, and will have you wondering out loud, "Am I really reading the autobiography of a cat?"Yes. Yes, you are.This is the book ...

Now that Will is happily navigating married life and enjoying being a step-parent, Wick decides it’s time for there to be a Little Emperor. He has two goals: make Will realize that procreating is something he wants, and then make sure he knows he’s ready for it. He tests Will’s patience through several visits to his birth When, over the holidays, and at Oz and Drew’s wedding—there was a fly, after all. Just as he’s certain Will is as ready as he is, a sect of The Cult of the Emperor reaches...

Look. I'm funny. You like me. And if you buy my book, I earn cash towards fresh cat nip and crunchy treats. It's as simple as that... But if you need more: This is the diary of Max Thompson, blogger extraordinaire. Thousands of people (maybe hundreds) flock to his blog every day to be amused an enlightened by his feline wisdom. Plus, it's the follow up to "The Psychokitty Speaks Out: Diary of a Mad Housecat" so you know it's good. Some people even though it was FUNNIER. But you don't have ...

This was written when Max was between the ages of eighteen and twenty-one. Max takes you on a journey within the depths of his thoughts at the time. This is a very personal look at a young mans struggle to find his place in this world.

No longer concerned with maintaining the purity of the timeline, Wick and the Emperor have choices to make. Who can be saved—and should they be saved? Wick Shorts Two begins with Red Munson's wish to expose the truths of his church, take Hyrum back to Florida where he promises to remain if Valerie allows Will to save her life, follows Wick as he searches for a way to save himself, and the Blackshear family faces the scope of their lives, the pain of their history, and the hope of a future ...

The Whens of Wick:Wick knows he's old. It's his memory that upsets him. Hovering somewhere around 120 years old, he's forgotten large chunks of his life, and Wick wants to know where he came from and how he began.He recalls an important detail: a boy named Tad who had fed and cared for him when he was struggling to survive on his own. With few details to go on—a U.S. President hung in effigy and men lighting suckers on fire—Will thinks he knows the first When to vi...

Just Before Everywhen is a short collection of shorts: 3 stories in the Wick universe originally intended for online-reading, serving as a bit of a bridge between No Matter the When and the upcoming The Lost Boys of Everywhen.The first entry, When, the Olive Branch, is an edit from No Matter the When. It stayed in the book until the final edit, when the decision to remove it was made because it didn't quite fit with the rest of the book'...

Hyrum Munson spent two years walking across Florida and Midlam for one reason: to deliver a message to his sister, the Queen of Pacifica: Daddy wants to kill Red and the Prince. He has no way of knowing that the war has been over nearly as long as he's been walking, or that Levi is long dead; he certainly has no way of knowing that his oldest brother is losing control over Florida's governing Quorum and nuclear war is looming. Hyrum, an eight-year-old boy stuffed into the body of ...

The Emperor and Prince Andrew have launched Ozoo Enterprises and are ready to open the warehouse where work on the computer systems that might run Elysium is about to begin. Will also has a side project of his own: a personal transporter, one that will allow him to manipulate space—sending people hundreds of miles with the tap of a keyboard—and circumvent time, opening the possibility not only for time travel on earth, but beyond.Hyrum Munson is settling into his new post-continent...

This is the combined edition of the Wick After Dark two-book series that follows The Wick Chronicles.The Space Between Whens:Fresh from a time-travel date gone very wrong, Wick reminds the Emperor: the woman he was currently holding hands with had warned him—if she survived the battle with wizards and elves, she was murdering his virginity. Time to pay up, dude. And while Wick prefers to ignore the intimacies in human relationships, he isn't sure Will can h...