"Baby Bump Energize: Morning Exercises to Power Your Pregnancy" is your ultimate guide for a vibrant and healthy pregnancy journey. This book offers stimulating exercises explicitly tailored for expectant mothers, with a particular emphasis on morning routines.Start your day with renewed energy and vitality as you engage in gentle stretches, empowering cardio, and targeted movements designed to support your physical well-being and nurture your baby's develo...

A minotaur girl, an all-American boy, and a three-legged dog hit the road where every exit—whether they like or not—leads to adventure in this fantasy by the Alex Award–winning author of Gil's All Fright Diner ."Martinez's full-blown comic talent places him in a category with Piers Anthony and Terry Pratchett as a master of comedic fantasy." — Library JournalWitness the e...

"Reformed warrior robot Mack Megaton searches for a missing family—and a moral purpose—in a city of exotic mutants." — Entertainment WeeklyEven in Empire City, a town where weird science is the hope for tomorrow, it's hard for a robot to make his way. It's even harder for a robot named Mack Megaton, a hulking machine designed to bring mankind to its knees. But Mack's not interested in world domination. He's just a bot trying to get by, try...

In this humorous urban fantasy, a married couple try to change their luck by finding a deity online.Divine Misfortune is a story of gods and mortals—in worship, in love, and at parties.Teri and Phil had never needed their own personal god. But when Phil is passed up for a promotion—again—it's time to take matters into their own hands. And look online.Choosing a god isn't as simple as you would think. There are too many choices; and they oft...

"Martinez again succeeds in searching out the strange and delightfully humorous aspects of classic fantasy, twisting it in unusual and gratifying ways." — Library JournalThe wizard Margle the Horrendous takes special pride in never killing his enemies. Instead, he transforms them into various accursed forms and locks them away in his castle. His halls are filled with his collection of fallen heroes and defeated villains, along with a few o...

The Fate of the World is in His Hands.Sorry About That.A sword. A dragon. A lowlife.Ortiz is a man without grand ambition or talent. He survives by being mildly useful and eminently disposable, destined to end up in a shallow grave. But on the day he’s digging that grave, he discovers a magic sword. Not just any magic sword, but the magic sword: A weapon that keeps away the apocalypse in the form of an all-devouring dragon.He’s the l...

An "entertainingly witchy" tale of vengeance, true love, and cannibalism from the award-winning author of Too Many Curses ( Booklist).Being born undead can have its disadvantages, such as eternal youth and flawless beauty—things most unsuitable for a witch. Hiding behind the guise of a grimy old crone, the witch is content living outside Fort Stalwart with her unlikely band of allies: a troll named Gwurm, an enchanted broom, and a demonic duck nam...

Bloodier than Fried Green Tomatoes!Funnier than The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!Welcome to Gil's All Night Diner, where zombie attacks are a regular occurrence and you never know what might be lurking in the freezer . . .Duke and Earl are just passing through Rockwood county in their pick-up truck when they stop at the Diner for a quick bite to eat. They aren't planning to stick around-until Loretta, the eatery's owner, offers them $100 to take care of he...

"With this flashy tale of alien invaders and an evil, time-hopping brain" an Alex award–winning author "delivers space opera straight out of the pulp era ( Publishers Weekly ).Emperor Mollusk. Intergalactic Menace. Destroyer of Worlds. Conqueror of Other Worlds. Mad Genius. Ex-Warlord of Earth.Not bad for a guy without a spine.But what's a villain to do after he's done . . . everything. With no new ambition...

The Untold Stories of Grit, Glory, and Grace in the RingThey fought not just for titles, but for recognition, respect, and a place in history.From shadowed gyms and underground matches to the bright lights of the championship stage, Women Warriors brings to life the fearless female fighters who shattered stereotypes, broke barriers, and bled for their dreams. With raw intensity and ring-side authenticity, author Jorge A. Martínez captures every punch, every heartbreak, and ...

"Martinez pokes at big-picture questions, like the nature of the universe and the meaning of life, with abundant, zany humor in this charming tale." — Publishers WeeklyMeet Monster. Meet Judy. Two humans who don't like each other much, but together must fight dragons, fire-breathing felines, trolls, Inuit walrus dogs, and a crazy cat lady—for the future of the universe.Monster runs a pest control agency. He's overworked and has dom...

"Chair Yoga Mastery: 10-Minute Daily Routine for Weight Loss Transformation" introduces a groundbreaking fitness approach that redefines traditional exercise boundaries. In this empowering guide, readers embark on a transformative journey towards a healthier, happier self through the fusion of yoga and accessible chair-based workouts.Designed for individuals of all ages and fitness levels, this book offers a revolutionary solution for those seeking to shed ...