Margie—to know her is to love her.Perhaps, you have questions.Such as, can you read a book if you have a wife?Or, is it possible to answer her questions and interpret her dreams at the same time?Can you catch a fish with a Boston Cream pie?

A political operative becomes the somewhat reluctant owner of a ventriloquist's dummy, who just happens to be a female. When she starts to have a mind of her own, and wants to sleep with him and his wife, he becomes way more reluctant.

Camping with a new girlfriend can be fun, but remember to get her phone number, just in case you fall in love with her, which can happen very, very easily. Guys who drive around in sports cars with champagne and wine glasses are no exception. They are not insulated from the charms of girls who like to go camping. A romance novelette cautionary tale.

A guy wakes up and doesn't recognize the blonde woman next to him. Then he finds out that according to his I.D., his name is Rip Van Winkle.

Olivia was surprised to see Joe Jackson again. First he saved her from a burning building, then he delivered a pizza to her. He was full of surprises, especially after she found out he was a published poet.

A simple novelette about the tremendous international influx of attractive female werewolves, trained and/or disguised as Bollywood dancers, with photos, to help you identify them, if, for example, you see them on a beach in India (Brazil).

A simple book on new ideas for baseball, including pitching, hitting and base stealing.

Camping with a new girlfriend can be fun, but remember to get her phone number, just in case you fall in love with her, which can happen very, very easily. Guys who drive around in sports cars with champagne and wine glasses are no exception. They are not insulated from the charms of girls who like to go camping.There are many other ways to get stung.Perhaps you are a time traveler, find out your name is Rip Van Winkle, and meet a girl named Lolita.Or, you ask a fem...

Workplace romance can be daunting, especially when you fall for the boss' daughter. Lawyers in love are no exception.

(Piano/Vocal/Guitar Artist Songbook). Chords and notation for 14 of Sting's best: All This Time * Be Still My Beating Heart * Englishman in New York * Fields of Gold * Fortress Around Your Heart * Fragile * If I Ever Lose My Faith in You * If You Love Somebody Set Them Free * Russians * They Dance Alone (Cueca Solo) * This Cowboy Song * We'll Be Together * When We Dance * Why Should I Cry for You?

(Piano Vocal). This sheet music features an arrangement for piano and voice with guitar chord frames, with the melody presented in the right hand of the piano part, as well as in the vocal line.

From the first Police album, Outlandos D'Amour, through Sacred Love, here are the collected lyrics written by Sting, along with his commentary.“Publishing my lyrics separately from their musical accompaniment is something that I’ve studiously avoided until now. The two, lyrics and music, have always been mutually dependent, in much the same way as a mannequin and a set of clothes are dependent on each other; separate them, and what remains is a naked dummy and a pi...