Ever pretended not to hear a fart in the middle of the night? Ever held your breath, your feelings, or your laughter just to keep the peace?Welcome to marriage, where love is deep, commitment is real, and pretending humans don't have bodily functions is exhausting.In The Smelly Truth About Marriage, respected flush friend psychiatrist and certified Meal Management Specialist Dr. Trent Turdstack takes readers inside...

Ever wondered what your toilet thinks about you?Welcome to a world where flush friends are real, bathroom humor is sacred wisdom, and the ancient flush friend philosopher Takashita's advice, "Everybody do it!", might just change your life.In this humorous sampler, meet three unforgettable guides to the secret world of Bathroom Land:Alice in Bathroom Land**:** Alice tumbles down a most unusual rabbit hole and discov...