Hoist the Jolly Lucas is a story that reveals some unlikely alliances. For example, the Wilizy made a secret agreement with one of Zzyk's officials that saved many innocent aboriginals from being kidnapped and tortured; However, the Wilizy had to reveal the location of their home base. Really? They told him where they were living?Here's another strange alliance: A BC government official kidnapped Will and Izzy and offered to sell them to Zzyk or any other interested parties. Later ...

The last time we saw Winnie, a dead person named Paula was wiping Winnie's memory with a jab from her scorpion's tail. That should have been the end of having a nosy, teenage mortal girl wandering around Heaven where she didn't belong. Good luck with that. Winnie had caught teenageritis. If somebody told her that she couldn't do something, she did it anyway. In terms of her wiped memories, she had figured out a way to retrieve them, no matter how many times Lillian wiped them.It wa...

It was all very hush-hush. Joe-Joe gave Winnie and Arthur advanced angel bodies that allowed them to hide inside any physical body that they wanted. In an upcoming operation, Winnie would impersonate a skilled hacker named Patsy Phew. Arthur would ensure that Winnie was safe, and Paula would communicate back and forth with Heaven. Their destination? Hell.In this book, you'll learn some interesting information about devils, for example: where they live, what kind of jobs they have, ...

Readers will encounter some unusual events in Book #51. An impregnated robot tells her creator to suck on a grenade. He likes her feisty. A self-confessed harlot takes two church officials who had tried to help her to court. Teenage girls have the impunity to wear their underwear and some kitchen implements to school on top of their uniforms. And, Granny goes into the chocolate goodie business.

Satan had learned that Heaven was sending humans computer-generated thought messages to 'be good' and these were working extremely well. Lillian had wanted Satan to use Hell's computers to send humans thought suggestions to 'be bad' thereby making demons unnecessary. With Winnie in control of Hell's computers, she could adjust the data so that Hell's thought messages appeared vastly superior. But, when Lillian found out that Rat was Winnie's boss, she changed the operation's goals. Rat had...

After Mathias' eyeballs twanged the first time that Kashmira giggled, he was entranced. Nothing that she did after that changed his opinion of her. Not her volatile nature; not her lack of social skills; not even when she had sex with classmates in her bedroom. The fact that her father was a crime boss? Not a problem. His habit of murdering other crime bosses? Not that either. Even when Kashmira announced publicly that she was a prostitute, that only attracted Mathias to her more. Even whe...

The Cosmos Minister of Justice knows that the warlock that controls Planet Pacifica has made it lawful to murder citizens who speak out against him. Even if they could charge him with a crime, Bug Splatter's magic powers make him too dangerous to physically approach. They can't capture him, interrogate him, testify against him, judge him, imprison him, or even execute him. Even Winnie is stymied.

You may ask who would want to paint Lord Percy, a very powerful devil. I should tell you that he's not being painted for Hell's art gallery featuring its most evil devils. This will be a different type of painting, an award if you like for trying to overthrow Satan by stealing all of Hell's gold. Lord Percy was winning until Winnie and Reese got involved.Along the way, a devil named Adolf Hitler runs afoul of a condom buying angel named Winnie. Fear not. This does not lead to an am...

Izzy had a dilemma. Zzyk's best technology guy offered to join the Wilizy. The Tech Guy (they nicknamed him TG) had skills that would give the Wilizy control over Zzyk's entire computer network. But Izzy had a nagging suspicion.TG declared openly that he was offering to join the Wilizy as a ploy to gain their trust. He was there to assassinate Will and Izzy. He even informed them how he would do that. He even disclosed how he was communicating with Zzyk. Then, he told them a tear-j...

This book continues the Wilizy's efforts to bring justice to the Denver Cattleman's Association, the DCA. Cowboy and his disguises were instrumental in discovering the truth about them. Winnie in her almost a costume was key to catching individual DCA members in the act. What act that was is too spicy to be shared now.With the DCA members out of the picture, the Wilizy simply had to turn the population against the governor of Colorado and reveal him for what he and the DCA have don...

Winnie's discovery of an old civilization was unintended. If Guinny hadn't banned her from snooping in the Cosmos, she never would have watched oldy-moldy day time TV shows. That in turn meant that she never would have decided to boldly go where no woman had gone before. That trek meant that Heaven's most powerful spaceship was nowhere to be seen when Heaven's enemies attacked without warning.

Optimism from successful operations against Planets Hodge Podge and Toe Fungus disappear quickly after a mortal male drugs and kidnaps Maddy to Hell. From that assault, Heaven learns that Hell is executing an operation that had been planned for decades. That mortal male is a devil that carries no sulfurous odor. If that devil ever gets loose on Earth, Heaven won't be able to find him.