The Pet Owner's Field Survival Manual is the first fully declassified guide to domestic animal operations, compiled for civilian handlers who have survived at least one (1) morning feeding, two (2) unauthorized zoomies, or any incident involving shredded paper goods.Presented in a vintage field‑manual style-complete with tactical terminology, sepia‑aged charm, and the weary wisdom of someone who has negotiated with a cat at 3 a.m.-this manual provides essential doc...

Heartbreak, Headaches, and Other Modern ConditionsAdvice from Miss Fortune, Modern Hearts Magazine, 1958-1961Welcome to the yellowed pages of Modern Hearts Magazine, America's most questionable source of romantic guidance.For three glorious years, readers from every corner of the nation poured their troubles into the mailbox of the magazine's resident advice columnist, Miss Fortune. Their letters arrived by the sackful: tales ...

Heartbreak, Headaches, and Other Modern ConditionsAdvice from Miss Fortune, Modern Hearts Magazine, 1958–1961Welcome to the yellowed pages of Modern Hearts Magazine, America's most questionable source of romantic guidance.For three glorious years, readers from every corner of the nation poured their troubles into the mailbox of the magazine's resident advice columnist, Miss Fortune. Their letters arrived by the sackful: tales of impossible ...

Keepinnit Reels is a sharp, affectionate collection of humor essays that excavates the rituals, mishaps, and mythologies of American childhood and suburban life. With a voice that blends cultural anthropology, stand‑up timing, and warm‑edged nostalgia, Michael Pollick transforms everyday memories into miniature epics-equal parts heartfelt and hilariously over‑dramatic.Across these essays, readers will encounter the familiar landmarks of growing up: school cafeterias and ch...

This audiobook is narrated by an AI Voice. In a shadowy, rain-drenched city, a private investigator named Mickey is called upon to investigate the sinister happenings at the once innocent Mickey Mouse Club. A mysterious woman with a bright smile and a dark secret warns Mickey that the club has fallen into the hands of a shadowy figure known as "The Big Cheese," who is manipulating and disappearing children. Driven by a sense of duty and perhaps a touch of nostalgia for the club's past, Mic...

Imagine a world where The Beatles were known as The Quarrymen forever, or where Nirvana went by the name of Pen Cap Chew. Michael Pollick's "The Name Game" takes us on a whimsical journey through the forgotten names of legendary rock groups, revealing the hilarity behind the branding decisions that shaped music history. Each essay is a delightful exploration of what could have been, blending humor with insightful anecdotes that celebrate the creative process. Pollick invites us to laugh at...

In "Avoiding the Disaster Date: Funny But True Stories of Relationship Red Flags", humorist Michael Pollick delivers a hilarious yet eye-opening collection of essays that dive headfirst into the world of relationship red flags. With a sharp wit and a keen sense of observation, he recounts his own and others' misadventures in dating, each tale a cautionary reminder of the signs we often ignore. From the overly attached ex who still lurks on social media to the date who insists on discussing...

Remember Superballs, Fruit Float, MAD Magazine, and Wacky Packages? Did you ever "camp" in the backyard, enjoy a cone of frozen custard, or feel the burn of Mercurochrome? I wrote the Keepinnit Reels especially for you, then. The Keepinnit Reels are a companion to the 90 second or less videos available at FaceBook, DailyMotion, TikTok, and YouTube. Almost every word of it is true, except maybe the bit about the cow.

Author Michael Pollick returns with even more questions and answers in "A Wise Geek's Guide To Everything, Volume 2". From the elusive "Brown Note" to the short-term memory of goldfish, this collection covers many mysteries, myths, and realities.Do Goldfish Really Forget Everything After 3 Seconds?The myth that goldfish forget everything after three seconds is one of those delightful bits of trivia that has floated around for decades, often used to illustra...

If you remember Superballs, Evel Knievel, MAD magazine and Wacky Packages, this is the book for you. The Keepinnit Reels 2: Acoustic Boogaloo is a companion collection of the author's popular Keepinnit Reels Facebook reels, inspired by his memories of growing up in the 70s and 80s.

Michael Pollick's Proving Ground is an ebook companion to a collection of humor essays, coffee-related micro-short stories and poetry hosted at DailyMotion.

In "The Keepinnit Reels Part 3: Revenge Or Return Of The Snark," Michael Pollick takes us on a riotous journey through the kaleidoscope of his childhood, where every awkward moment and embarrassing misstep is transformed into comedic gold. Each essay is like a time capsule, bursting with the absurdities of youth—think playground politics, questionable fashion choices, and those cringeworthy family vacations that seem to last an eternity. Pollick's sharp wit and self-deprecating humor make ...