"...it's impossible to deny [P.H. Mountain's] magnetic storytelling, his vibrant spirit, and the reckless abandon with which he presents this raucous memoir." - Indies TodayAt eighteen, Paul Mountain pissed away an academic scholarship to the University of Minnesota and fled to Boulder, Colorado - broke, reckless, and dangerously free of oversight. In a cramped one-bedroom apartment shared with two other derelicts, his life became unbridled and chaotic, li...

“You are NOT funny!” she claimed, falsely.Nuns with Shotguns, Vol II of THE WORLD IS MY ASHTRAY, picks up where Pepperoni, Jalapeños & LSD left off. Paul and Lonnie disappear into a Rocky Mountain ghost town to decompress from a manic year in Boulder, Colorado. The town of Eldora is spectacular, serene, virtually uninhabited. Perhaps a hundred hermits are scattered throughout the mountain valley, cleaning their guns and g...

"…a raucous ride into a life spent living in the moment." — The US Review of BooksHead West with Broken Neck, Vol. 3 of THE WORLD IS MY ASHTRAY, reconnects readers to P.H. Mountain's hilarious, fast-paced world of questionable decisions gone horribly right. Then predictably wrong. And then, somehow, surprisingly right again.Paul and Lonnie remain holed up in the mountain ghost town of Eldora, Colo...

Jerry thought he had an easy score to make some cash. Too bad for him, he failed to factor in the resolve of the guys he burgled . They weren't the sort of fellas the average thief would ever think twice about stealing from, but that was about to change.After the LVPD produced zero results, these fellas took matters into their own hands. A private detective, road trip, and duct tape seemed like the best course of action, and boy howdy, the action ensued. Ol' Jerry never stood a cha...

If you've ever found yourself in a situation where luck has caught you "with your pants down," this book is for you. Sit back and relax as Jason takes you through some of the most memorable, embarassing, painful, and down-right hilarious moments of his life. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll definitely want to stay as far away from him as you possibly can, lest his fortune be blessed upon you. Have fun and enjoy the ride!

ScottI’ve done a lot of soul-searching this season. I’ve been in denial about myself and a jerk to everyone else.I don’t even know where to start to fix it all. I don’t know what to feel about anything.How am I supposed to handle falling in love?HunterI’m good at faking it most of the time. No, not that. I mean faking like I’m okay. Like something doesn’t always hurt, especially when I’m trying to earn my pay.

English teacher Dwayne Jewel might be in quarantine due to COVID-19 for the next six weeks, but that doesn't mean he isn't going to ogle the German beefster, Benz Hartzig, across the hall in apartment 3-C.There's just one problem, though -- Benz doesn't even look at Dwayne. Not even for a second.But life changes when COVID-19 rules the world. Benz starts to take an interest in Dwayne, especially when he learns Dwayne's a big mystery reader. Then Dwayne receives Tempted

A Wedding Romantic Comedy with a playlist featuring Canadian artists.5 stars! Caught on Camera is a super fun read! Full of funny drama and lighthearted banter, it lifts the spirits. A witty, passionate romance, Caught on Camera is a great break from reality.—InD'tale MagazineTo achieve her dream of working on Hollywood film sets, star struck chambermaid Rachel Lehmann needs money for film school tuition by the end of the summer. She’s asked to fil...

Caught on Camera, Book 1A wedding romantic comedy with a Cinderella twistStar-struck chambermaid Rachel Lehmann needs money for film school tuition. When she’s asked to stand in for a missing bridesmaid at a movie star’s resort wedding and pretend to be the bride's cousin, it’s her big chance to secretly take photos of celebrities and sell them to the entertainment media. Then Mickey, one of the groomsmen, sweeps her off her feet.Mickey McNichol, talent ag...

First Gear: A Motorcycle Memoir is a compelling story of childhood physical, emotional and sexual abuse that unrolls as the author, at age 50 and living with Multiple Sclerosis, rides her 2009 Harley-Davidson — named Thelma D. — from Ottawa to Winnipeg and back with a stop off in northern Ontario and a detour into Quebec. During her ride through the stunning landscape of the Canadian Shield, she shares stories of her childhood growing up in the 1970s in the Ottawa Valley with her three bro...

When Jordan James goes on a holiday ski vacation with his friend Dave to Park City, Utah, he's excited for some time off from work, and a few days of skiing. After Dave skies off without him, leaving him at the top of a run that is far beyond his skill level, Jordan takes a chance. When things go bad fast, he's left with little choice but to call for help.Trace Griffin has worked for the ski patrol at Park City for the past few years. He enjoys the freedom it gives him, the fact th...

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • From Lauren Graham, the beloved star of Gilmore Girls and Parenthood, comes a witty, charming, and hilariously relatable debut novel about a struggling young actress trying to get ahead―and keep it together―in New York City.It’s January 1995, and Franny Banks has just six months left of the three-year deadline she set for herself when she came to New York, dre...