In Never Assume, the first story in The Absurd Tales of Mr Griffs series, Mr Griffs and his difficult neighbour, Steve Moran, go head to head. Mr Griffs loves everything his neighbour hates. While Mr Griffs enjoys wearing baggy clothes, Steve only dresses in designer suits. Mr Griffs relishes his privacy and Steve regularly snoops on people. Mr Griffs appreciates wildlife whereas Steve sees wild animals as pests. Their long-standing rivalry escalates when Steve accuses Mr Griffs of digging...

Never Assume: Uncut delves into some of the back stories and behind-the-scenes moments of Never Assume - the first story in The Absurd Tales of Mr Griffs series.This special addition also contains exclusive bonus material, character interviews and a preview of Cool as a Cucumber, the next story in the series.

When there's a cockroach outbreak in the town of Cornville, only one man is as cool as a cucumber.Mr Griffs isn't at all fazed by the cockroaches – not when he has a garden full of cucumbers. When news of his alternative remedy gets out, Mr Griffs is faced with an angry mob. Led by Steve Moran, Mr Griffs' arch nemesis, the cucumber thieves will stop at nothing to get what they want. Mr Griffs is forced to put aside his scientific research on wild bush turkeys and must do whatever i...

When Steve Moran, Mr Griffs' troublesome neighbour, throws a lavish party, everyone in the neighbourhood is invited. Everyone, that is, except for Mr Griffs.Although he has no intention of attending Steve's pretentious party, Mr Griffs' curiosity gets the better of him. After coming to the aid of a party-bound and cake-bearing old lady, Mr Griffs gallantly offers to escort her (and her cake) inside. Within no time at all, Mr Griffs finds himself sipping champagne and sampling Steve...