Hurt people hurt people.Say there was a novel in which Holden Caulfield was an alcoholic and Lolita was a photographer's assistant and, somehow, they met in Bright Lights, Big City. He's blinded by love. She by ambition. Diary of an Oxygen Thief is an honest, hilarious, and heartrending novel, but above all, a very realistic account of what we do to each other and what we allow to have done to us.

If anyone told me Id read a Victorian novel in one sitting, Id have never believed it. My English Lit classes in college would have been so much more entertaining with titles like this. According to some sources, this was supposedly written around 1890, which is unbelievable.Its shocking and disgusting, but also a joyous farce. Every inhibition gives way to the ultimate goal of physical pleasure, and in this book, theres a lot of different ways to achieve that goal. Thankfully, the...

The Romance of Lust, or Early Experiences is a Victorian erotic novel published anonymously in four volumes during the years 1873–1876 by William Lazenby. The novel is told in first person, and the protagonist of the novel is Charlie Roberts. Charlie possesses a large penis, much virility, and a seemingly insatiable sexual appetite. Charlie describes his sexual initiation as an adolescent — as he is “approaching fifteen”. He catalogs his sexual experiences including incest with his sisters...

An Edwardian Style Treatment Of An Erotic Education.This book is a treatment, in the Victorian/Edwardian style, of a young mans erotic education at the hands of the several female relatives and staff who live where he does.His aunt begins the process, followed by both of the available domestic staff, who are initially encumbered by their virginal state. A wide range of activities is included in the curriculm, including the birch. His mother then takes a particularly close i...

An unprecedented behind-the-scenes portrait of the Trump presidency from the anonymous senior official whose first words of warning about the president rocked the nation's capital.On September 5, 2018, the New York Times published a bombshell essay and took the rare step of granting its writer anonymity. Described only as "a senior official in the Trump administration," the author provided eyewitness insight into White House chaos, administration instabili...

The Secret Caddy is the story of the 2023 DP World Tour season from the unique perspective of a veteran tour caddy.The Secret Caddy started caddying at their local golf club when they should have been at school. Eventually, they ended up caddying on the European Tour (now the DP World Tour), where they have worked ever since.This is the story of their life inside the ropes during the 2023 season as the DP World Tour criss-crossed the globe from Sou...

The words from this young girl in the past made a connection with me in the present. I was drawn into her world, as though at every moment I could look upon her face and see her expressions, in addition I felt as though her joys and heartaches were mine.This books context still holds true in this day and age. A hard to put down work of art..with a unexpected ending. Highly reccommended reading to the youth and young at heart.THE best preface to this journal written by a you...

In the depths of a forgotten attic, amidst dust and cobwebs, lies a hidden treasure—a collection of verses penned by an anonymous soul. "Please Buy My Verses" is a poignant and enigmatic work that invites readers on a journey through the labyrinth of human emotions. From love and longing to despair and defiance, these verses capture the raw essence of the human experience. As you delve into this literary gem, prepare to be captivated by its timeless truths and the haunting voice that whisp...

I had to lie to do my job, to stay alive, but when you become an expert at deceiving the people you love, how can you trust yourself?'John' is the UK's most successful undercover police operative, who took on cases no one else would. Invisible to you or I, 'John' worked in the most extreme circumstances, taking down drug gangs, murderers, firearms dealers and even serial killers.In a twenty-year career, amid staggering deep cover operations, 'John' has taken on cou...

This carefully crafted ebook: "My Secret Life: The Complete Unabridged Volumes I. to III.” is formatted for your eReader with a functional and detailed table of contents. My Secret Life, by "Walter", is the memoir of a Victorian gentleman's sexual development and experiences. It was first published in a private edition, which appeared over seven years beginning around 1888. In spite of "Walter's" obsessive womanising over a period of several decades, only a few of his partners are of his o...

The brutally brilliant prequel to Diary of an Oxygen Thief.Shame is an acquired taste. Nobody knows this better than the young anonymous narrator subjected to repeated instances of sexual abuse, parental beatings and gleefully administered psychological cruelty. After some formative missteps in Zambia and France he arrives in London where he finds the perfect enabler for his shame habit. A career in advertising. Brilliant, depraved and unexpectedly sophisticated The Sh...

This brief pamphlet, also called 'The Tree of Life' was published in 1732. It is outrageously scatological but in a truly brilliant way. It is conceivable that some would read it and not realise what the subject of the story was (the male member), with its not too carefully disguised. (Goodreads)