Told almost entirely in one-sided conversation, THE GRAVEYARD chronicles the drinking and working lives of the doomed. Our silent narrator hears-tell of Wimpy (the hero we never meet) from a regular who is getting pickled before a long night's driving)--and just how tough all the the poor bastards have it in this inventive and unconventional blue-collar narrative.About the Author:Alan Catlin has retired from his unchosen profession of tending bar, where he worked for thirty ...

This complete edition of the Holy Synod Version of the Russian Bible was designed for optimal navigation on Kobo and other electronic devices. It has both book and chapter navigation links. In just a few clicks, you can be reading any verse in the Bible.The Table of Contents lists all books of the Old and New Testaments, and Deuterocanonical literature. Just select the book you want to read and to go directly to it. Once you opened the book, you can select the chapter you want in j...

A very funny Tom Weekly story from the slightly warped brains of the author and illustrator of My Life and Other Stuff I Made Up.Think your grandpa's angry? Think again. I'm Tom Weekly and my Pop is the angriest grandpa in Australia. The world, maybe. He hates nurses, harmless marine mammals and kids. Especially kids. Problem is, I have to interview him for school. And I’ve caught him on a bad day. A real bad day.Believe me, you do not want to hear...

Девочка Пель - Шель - маленькая, пятилетняя девочка, которая живет во вполне обычной сказочной стране, в самой обыкновенной семье из пяти человек. Хотя никто, конечно, не решится при ней назвать ее маленькой.

I discovered that I liked girls one afternoon that summer. I was on my way home after mowing a couple of yards, when I ran into two older girls from my elementary school. I could tell that they were far wiser than I was. They were very pretty and I was impressed, because they were both smoking cigarettes. I thought that was very cool. They actually stopped and started a conversation with me. That had never happened before.

Angel Acamdeny Is About A Kind That Had Not Planed To End Up In Heven At An Early Age But Did.

Ever been hit in the head so hard that it left a metal taste in your mouth?That’s what happens every time I get punched or hit in the head in a violent manner. Whether it’s training in the ring, or getting into a fight on the streets or at work. I usually use it as a trigger. I get hit, I start to taste metal on my tongue- like a penny or a quarter in your mouth, but liquid and cold.That’s when the rage kicks in. I taste metal and I lose control. It helps. You see, I’m so l...

Out of the Storm by Kay BergerThere was nothing about his actions that alarmed me in any way at all.But he was fuming, and I offered my support if he wanted to talk about it and without any warning whatsoever, he walked over and slapped me so hard I flew across the room.He beat me that day like I have never been beaten in my life. This was my first experience as being a battered wife, and I had stepped into my own mother’s shoes, without even knowin...

In Idiom Language: This book is a drop in the bucket when it comes to idioms. I got down to brass tacks when writing this book. I was hoping to give you field day and make you crack up. So lend me your ear to read something doozy. Make no bones about the method to my madness. Its time to read all the mumbo jumbo. In Plain English: This book is a very small part when it comes to idioms. I became serious about writing this book. I was hoping to give you an enjoyable day and to make you laugh. S...

Incredulous bus driver Harold Stammer doesn't believe in a lot of things: life after death, safety warnings, and intelligent women, to name a few. People keep trying to tell him otherwise but he doesn't believe them. And when decides to go into a dangerous neighborhood to pick up a free kitten off of Craigslist against friends' advice, what could possibly go wrong?This hysterically funny work of dark humor/horror takes on the "Too Dumb To Live" horror trope from the first person pe...

Получив назначение на должность детектива-констебля сыскной полиции Нового Вавилона, Леопольд Орсо и помыслить не мог, что отныне ему придётся выслеживать суккубов, изгонять полтергейсты и охотиться на оборотней. Но даже когда новая работа стала рутиной, его продолжает бросать в дрожь от воспоминаний о первом расследовании, деле Кровавого дерева.Вторая Империя раскинулась от океана и до океана, в небесах реют армейские дирижабли, воды бороздят броненосцы, но в основе могущества гос...