‎A Christmas gift book like no other — twenty-nine heartwarming short stories written for seniors, and for every son, daughter, and grandchild who loves one.‎Eleanor almost throws away the ugliest ornament she owns — until her hands remember what her heart never let go of. A postman delivers a package to the wrong address and finds exactly what a lonely stranger needed. A retired schoolteacher stages a one-woman rebellion against three reindeer decorations she's decided don't belon...

Immoral, thoughtless people's minds are a terrible thing to waste. That's why mankind has books of bathroom graffiti.You're invited to read all volumes of "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti". A movie script has been written about them.This volume concentrates on more disgusting (but funny) bathroom graffiti.Samples from the book are below.My husband's scrotum's been swollen for the last few days but I'm keeping a eye on it.W...

"The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" series is being made into a movie and maybe a TV series.C.J. Phillips and cohorts have scoured much of the western world to bring you this book of funny bathroom gibberish. Attempts were made to keep the contents of all "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" volumes as disgustingly respectable as possible (good luck!). Unlike other graffiti books which present any kind of graffiti, this book concentrates on wall-writing that's funny.

"The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" series is being made into a movie and maybe a TV series.C.J. Phillips and cohorts have scoured much of the western world to bring you The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti". Attempts were made to keep the contents of all "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" volumes as disgustingly respectable as possible (good luck!). Unlike other graffiti books which present any kind of graffiti, this book concentrates on wall-writing that's funny....

Your girlfriend or wife might not approve of this book and it's hardly appropriate for mixed company! It is really funny though! A movie script has even been written about it.C.J. Phillips and cohorts have scoured much of the western world to bring you books of the world's funniest bathroom gibberish. Attempts were made to keep the contents of all "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" volumes as disgustingly respectable as possible (good luck!).Unlike other graffiti book...

When Dead Clocks Chime is the literary debut by C. J. Phillips as author and storyteller. From vengeance to charm, to the paragon of nightmares, C. J. Phillips brings to the printed page haunting tales of heinous jealousy, yuletide romance, and unthinkable horrors. Each paranormal tale takes place within the rich green Americana landscapes of Middle Tennessee, the Missouri Bootheel, and the Memphis river bluffs off the mighty Mississippi River. Three stories by C. J. Phillips, carefully cr...

Masturbation, a natural function of life, yet strangely taboo for some.But the world is changing, and not only is this activity being promoted around the world as one that contains many health benefits, but there is a global explosion in online services happy to assist you in reaching your autoerotic goals.Now you can masturbate with the world, here is the where and how to.

This is the new edition of the original with new information in every chapter and fixed grammatical errors. This beginner/intermediate guide will provide you with everything you need to know to become a real escort! Contents include A quiz to determine if this is right for you Marketing strategies A comparison of being independent or with an agency A sample advertisement to cut and paste How to get clients and repeat business How to properly screen clients Preparing for an appointment How ...

Are you one of the gazillion guys on the planet plagued with that most awful affliction, you know, small penis disorder? Well, be of good cheer because all that shit is behind you now. Michael Zinetti has come to the rescue, with his, Some Ways To Make Your Penis Bigger.As a guy formerly plagued by SPD, Michael Zinetti has a unique perspective on the disorder. After years of wielding a lackluster-sized penis and suffering virtually thousands of girls' disappointed eyes, Michael Zin...

A Vigilante Relationship Guide For Men.This is a non-fiction relationship guide book. It is intended for those over the age of 18 but is not erotica.You can have way more sex at home than you are now. Wonderful, amazing, fun and satisfying sex, with your wife or girlfriend. She will want to have just as much sex as you do after you implement these 7 easy steps into your relationship.It doesn't matter how long you have been together and it doesn't ma...

A brand-new Baby-sitters Club graphic novel adapted by Eisner-nominated artist Chan Chau!Kristy's mom got remarried and their family moved to the ritzy neighborhood across town. The other members of The Baby-sitters Club think it's a good opportunity to get some new business, but the kids who live nearby aren't very friendly. They criticize Kristy's clothes and make fun of the BSC. And, worst of all, they laugh at Louie, Kristy's pet collie, who's getting old and n...

A pair of strangers has twelve hours to relish the night of their lives in a novel that “has taken the anonymous one-night-stand relationship into the realm of art” (Publishers Weekly) from New York Times bestselling author Eric Jerome Dickey.On a cold and rainy night during the Christmas season, a woman who has suffered great personal loss and a successful businessman from Orange County meet by chance at a gas station in Los Angeles County. They ...