In the sacred and honorable tradition of The Onion comes a hilarious and outrageous collection of "church newsletters" that gleefully skewer America's religious right.The Godly ministers at Landover Baptist Church (Guaranteeing Salvation Since 1612!) have been sending out their newsletters for years, helping save those headed for damnation from falling into the devil's clutches. Making sure that no Christian is left behind, and that all non-believers burn in Hell, P...

Celebrate the 25th anniversary of Ethan and Joel Coen's cinematic triumph The Big Lebowski with this ultimate guide to life from the founders of the Church of Latter-Day Dude.When you seek salvation from this stressed-out, uptight world, there's only one man to go to for guidance―the Dude. With a new introduction and updated content from the Dudeism priests and founders at the Church of Latter-Day Dude, this is the perfe...

Arguably the funniest novel to emerge from Northern Europe since the Black DeathA reindeer strangler has struck again; the world's leading authority on Baltic sturgeon has been filleted, and the head of Sweden's only unpublished thriller writer has been discovered some meters from his body.Just a typical day in Stockholm's crime log? Or are the murders the works of a single killer? Chief Inspector Svenjamin Bubbles has a suspect: Lizzy Salamander, Scandinavia's most ...

This tongue-in-cheek dictionary of Southern words and phrases offers a hilarious spoof of the Southern accent.This book is dedicated to all Yankees* in the hope that it will teach them how to talk right.*Yankee: Anyone who is not from Kentucky, Virginia, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas, and possibly Oklahoma and West-by-God-Virginia. A Yankee may become an honorar...

Random Acts of Foul-Mouthed Cruelty is the annual from the Daily Mash for 2015 featuring the funniest stories from the UK's most popular original satire website, including: 'Facebook launches schadenfreude button', 'Ashes loss happened too far away to count', 'Wolf Hall making gout fashionable' and 'Britain to be hit by entirely typical weather'.The book will comprise a collection stories from the previous 12 months, together with regular features such as Psychic ...

The average playground is full of bullies, show-offs and gossips - and we don't mean the kids. Parents have evolved into the worst kinds of stereotype in the last few decades and this fun and funny book identifies them all: Spot them in your playground today!From Competitive Mum to Flaky Mum to Tittle-Tattle Mum (and with a few dads thrown in for good measure), the playground stereotypes are hilarious and horrifying in turn.Packed with wonderfully observed case studies, this book will stri...

What do George and Laura Bush have in common with Dick and Jane? Well, both hail from prototypical WASP families. And, perhaps more to the point, both exhibit a natural resistance to moral complexity (i.e., reality).That's the premise of this hilarious new primer-style book in which George, Laura, and the entire Bush family communicate with uncharacteristic expressiveness, conveying shades of of feeling and nuances of meaning that plain old English can't deliver -- by peppering thei...

Youth of Today, Rejoice—This is the book you’ve been waiting for ever since you stopped watching Davey and Goliath and started growing hair on your downstairs area!Gideon Lamb and Jeremiah Smallchild totally get it. From their take on Hootie and the Blowfish records to hip biblical parables to the joys of home-schooling, they know what the kids are into, and they know how to relate to them like a couple of “awesome dudes.” Which is why Gideon and Jeremiah,...

Target. Observe. Ridicule.You run into them every day—the striped-shirt guy, the karaoke master, the dude with a pencil-thin beard, the guy who won’t shut up about his fantasy football team—characters who annoy, irritate, and incense us all. Based on the wildly popular essay on ThePhatPhree.com by Mike Polk, this book is a look inside the heads of the most infuriating douchebags on Earth.It’s the best of ThePhatPhree.com plus more than fifty all-new, hilarious pieces writte...

The conflict between creationists and evolutionists has raged ever since the publication of On the Origin of Species in 1859. And yet, even as generations of Americans have fought and re-fought the same battles, the contours of the debate have in recent years shifted dramatically. Tracking the dizzying rhetorical heights and opportunistic political lows of this controversy, Larry Witham travels to America's churches, schools, universities, museums, and government agencies to prese...

Wikipedia gets over 300 million visitors on the typical day. One man wants to bring that number down to zero. That man is renowned social commentator Huckleberry J. Shawshank, the most anti-Wikipedia person in the world. In I Don't Like Wikipedia, So I Wrote My Own Encyclopedia, Shawshank explains the issues that he has with Wikipedia, and he follows that up with an entire encyclopedia that he wrote himself. The book gives you an in depth look at a wide variety of topics--and if you read s...

A political and social satire, a pamphlet in a „vampire style” about Brexit, American election, political Pokemon and some „spicy Vampy news”, a pamphlet about „the stars” and the world’s leaders who are pushing us day by day to a new world order following their agenda, consequently, more and more in a hurried, to fulfill their main goal: to lead and dominate the world! They are in a hurried because, even they are getting older and even they are diing, hoping to see their dream realized no...