What do you call a unicorn with no horn? Completely pointless!This wacky book is packed to bursting with over 150 hilarious, kid-friendly jokes about wizards, mermaids and magical creatures... not to mention zany zoos, funny fairy tales, and enchanted unicorn poop! The cheeky, irreverent tone, and chucklesome full-color illustrations will have you laughing your socks off. Ideal for children aged 6+.

Q: Which ancient leader invented seasonings?A: Suntan Pepper!Packed with playful puns, ridiculous riddles, and zany zingers, this joke book will have kids rolling on the floor laughing.Side-splitting themes include animal jokes, food jokes and space jokes that are out-of-this-world. These topics will help young-readers build general knowledge and wordplay, as well as make them chuckle.Featuri...

Geronimo's seventh quest in the Kingdom of Fantasy!I, Geronimo Stilton, was so excited to find myself in the Kingdom of Fantasy for a seventh time. Blossom, Queen of the Fairies, needed me to find the seven enchanted charms before the Wizard of the Black Pearl could get to them!Seven guardians across the realm protected each charm. When combined, the charms would bring enormouse power -- which the evil wizard was after. Squeak! Could I survive the dangers of new kingdoms and myster...

"I knew it would all end in tears the moment I saw the hat."In this short comedic fairytale New York Times bestselling author and ALA Alex Award winner Gail Carriger doles out tea-saturated prose and food-driven biting wit suitable for a younger audience.Cups is a fairy with a problem. She can’t grow wings because she is under a death promise to a local king. So she takes service at the castle as the Least Jester hoping to earn her adult w...

This lovely book is perfect for sharing with little ones, aged 2 to 7, who will delight in helping to tell these best-loved fairy tales themselves. In Goldilocks and the Three Bears, a naughty little girl helps herself to porridge when a family of bears go out for a walk, but she gets a surprise when they return! Little Red Riding Hood meets a wolf, and later that day notices what big teeth her grandmother has…No one can catch the Gingerbread Man when he decides to run away that is, until ...

202 More! Jokes for Kids contains 202 silly jokes and punch lines that kids of all ages will enjoy.

Jokes galore for kids of all ages. Chapter topics include Monsters jokes, Animal jokes, Food jokes and Critter jokes, this hilarious joke book is a rib tickling delight.

Bo Tinseltail and friends welcome a new jackalope family to Sparklegrove Forest in the latest installment of this USA Today bestselling early chapter book series!Pick a book. Grow a Reader!This series is part of Scholastic's early chapter book line, Branches, aimed at newly independent readers. With easy-to-read text, high-interest content, fast-paced plots, and illustrations on every page, these books will boost reading confidence and stamina. Bra...

Following on from the success of 99 Kids Jokes – Stampy Edition Vol 1 and 99 Kids Jokes – Stampy Edition Vol 2, you can now enjoy both volumes in one convenient edition. It is the ultimate compendium of hilarious jokes based on Stampy's favourite game.What do Snow Golems wear on their head?Why won't Endermen eat clowns?Why don't Guardians eat penguins?Find out the answers to these and many more hysterical jokes.You will never be able to play the game, w...

Seven short stories telling about the fun and games Crusty has on his section of beach. "Now you see me now you don't", "Fancy dress parties" and a "Clean up day." Also including, The White Unicorns Mermaids and Ikon the seagull.

No one knows exactly when did the art of storytelling started, but it all started for us when we opened our eyes to this world. There was a time when we would gather around the fireplace during the haunting stormy nights, the nights that used to scare us with their violent nature. The roaring of the thunder and the striking of lights would make us sit close to each other.We pretended to be the brave warriors, and we fought with the terrifying nights by the magical powers of storyte...

Polly suddenly woke up in the middle of the night. A strange sound had awoken her. She listened hard. Yes, she could hear the sound of high pitched voices that seemed to come from outside. She threw her bed clothes aside and jumped up from the bed to go towards the window. What she saw made her catch her breath.She hid herself behind one of the bushes. Then, the sight that appeared before her eyes, made her mouth open in awe.