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'Melody’s tremors had returned. There was only one window. She’d give it a few more seconds then smash it with the bong and make her escape.'Melody Bright, Britain’s latest pop phenomenon, is on a winning streak. Yes, there's a hint of mental instability and a merciless manager, but as long as Melody suffers endless indignities without question success and glory are hers. That is until an innocent comment sets in train events that leave her on the brink of...

A FREE extended extract from Slap and Tickle: The Unusual History of Sex and The People Who Have It.Slap and Tickle is a romp through the enduringly popular subject of sex, embracing vivid literature, language, history, and personalities.It covers sex in all its delightful variety, taking a light-hearted look at the biological mechanics, and drawing on the intimate true-life stories of sex-havers young and old, professional and amateur. Slap and Tickle is eclectic, entertaini...

The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes is the ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect jokes - an indispensable guide to the funny, the fearless and the filthy. Be warned, the contents of this spanking new bumper book are not for the faint-hearted. Even a blonde would blush ...if she got any of them.

Why did the witch start a new diet?So she could keep her ghoulish figure!Kids love Halloween. Kids also love hilarious riddles and jokes. With 103 Hilarious Halloween Jokes For Kids, best-selling jokester Scott Allen delivers a batch of favorites that will put your kids in a silly, spooky mood from the time they first pick out their Halloween costume until the moment they finish the last of their trick-or-treat candy. This collection of Halloween jokes is sure to scare up so...

From absurd 911 calls to presidential philosophizing to his New York Times best-selling Stupid American History, Leland Gregory generates the best laughs by exposing the worst of human nature. Now, Gregory--sets his sights across the pond to the United Kingdom to skewer Brits, Scots, Irish, and Welsh alike in United Kingdumb: Idiots from the British Isles.In United Kingdumb: Idiots from the British Isles, Gregory turns his eye to countryside Brit...

From Norman Wisdom to Eurovision and everything in between, a lively and entertaining memoir from one of Ireland's best-loved personalities.Throughout the highs and lows of a 30-year career as one of Ireland's best-loved radio and television personalities, Marty Whelan has always remained upbeat, with a determination for survival and an enthusiasm for life.In this warm and witty memoir, Marty takes inspiration from the songs that have had meaning in his life as he explores some big themes ...

The Irish Joke Book is a comprehensive set of jokes about the Irish.Brendon Kelly pokes fun at the Irish from the troubled times of the 1980s through to the Irish of today, still in global recession like the rest of us.The Irish can laugh at themselves and wont mind these, or should I say dese, jokes. Just take a few at a time.Youll laugh, groan and snicker at these sometimes harsh, sometimes crazy but always amusing Irish jokes.No-one is safe - not pilots o...

"I'll buy you anything, any ring.” Which song is this from? A. Never Let You Go B. Runaway Love C. Baby D. Somebody to Love ...from Level 1 Questions: “just a warm-up” Where did Justin Bieber dance with Usher in front of a live audience? A. On the Ellen Show B. On the Grammy Awards C. On Ophra’s D. On X-factor ... from Level 2 Questions: “getting hotter…” What was Justin’s fifth song? A. Favorite Girl B. St...

How to be InsultingOne hundred of hilarious and funny jokes !Have fun and laugh!

Perhaps the greatest book of poetry ever written. Matthew James is a sheer genius and a cunning linguist. He paints words onto a page the way da Vinci did onto ceilings, or was that Michelangelo? Either way, he’s impressive. The emotionality of this master work explodes from the pages and hits you straight in the face with a walloping force. This book will mesmerize and provocatize. Nothing is taboo to Matthew James. He regularly breaks boundaries with his insights on subjects like sex, li...

Sports JokesOne hundred of hilarious and funny jokes !Have fun and laugh!