A collection of satirical, crass, comedic essays from famed Internet personality and New York Times bestselling author Maddox, of the infamous website The Best Page in the Universe.In this third book from Maddox, the reigning king of Internet satire delivers a collection of humorous, unapologetic essays in the same voice that propelled him into comedic stardom. With all-new material, F*ck Whales delivers on his personal brand of satire, c...

The hilarious New York Times–bestselling parody guide to all things alpha male, now revised and updated.Sometimes in life you say certain words in conjunction with other words that you normally wouldn’t, such as the word “holy” and the word “shit.” Those times are rare and celebrated. Well, get your face hole ready, because this is one of those times: introducing The Alphabet of Manliness: Special Edition!If it’s a crime to be awesome, the...

She’s the centuries old feline shifter out for revenge. He’s the vampire assassin standing in her way.My warlock ex-lover leaves me a bloody heart every year on my birthday. Trust me when I say this isn’t a romantic gesture. Also, he tortured and imprisoned me for almost a year. Ten out of ten, do not recommend.I’ve spent most of my centuries of existence hunting down my enemies, but he’s the one I can never find… until the vampires and warlocks roll into m...

Michael has the speed to be a great wide receiver, but he struggles to consistently catch passes. The defensive coach sees potential in Michael's speed and has him try his hand at defensive back. Then the head coach puts Michael on special teams to return kicks. Michael is grateful for all of the opportunities to help his team win, but catching passes continues to trouble him. Can Michael improve his catching and become true triple threat?

Andrew's been working overtime on improving his speed with his older brother. Can he pull it out and help his team win?

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.History buffs and the philosophically inclined will delight in a retrospective look at how the subconscious was perceived in ancient cultures and how those notions evolved over time to present-day understandings, spotlighting significant milestones in subconscious research along the way.Expect to challenge your preconceptions with a thorough examination of the myths and misconceptions that shroud the subconsciou...

Star quarterback Alex has always played football with his best friend, Oscar. But when Oscar suddenly quits the team to join the school play, Alex feels blindsided and betrayed. Now pressure is mounting on and off the field. Can the two boys ever recover from their friendship fumble? Young readers will love the exciting football story and the electrifying full-color comic format in this Jake Maddox Graphic Novel.

All too often, we hear about women, who have been victimized by the very person that was supposed to love and protect them. How does this happen to bright, young, outgoing women who have everything to live for? They watch as their world shrinks gradually inward until there is nothing left but fear and torment from the person they once loved.Cassandra woke up in the hospital from a coma. With the help of her family, primarily her sister, she was able to get away and hide from another...

The rain-slicked streets of Seattle reflect a city on the brink, mirroring the fractured reality of Dani Silva. A rising star in the architectural world, Dani finds her carefully constructed life dissolving around her. An anonymous note, scrawled in chilling crimson ink, delivers a stark ultimatum: *“Confess, or fade.”* What begins as a morbid prank quickly spirals into a terrifying reality as Dani’s existence flickers like a faulty hologram. Colleagues forget her name. Security footage va...

Austin, eager to prove himself and win a sports trophy like his older brothers, joins a local cycling club and enters a Tour de France-style bike race. Not only does he have to find a bike, train, and learn the course, but he also has to deal with a bully who wants him out of the club. For Austin, it feels like a race just to get to the starting line!

Nick gives up on everything he tries. So when he's on vacation, he tries surfing. He doesn't like it, so he quits. A friendly girl helps him learn to windsurf. But will he quit that if he can't do it?

Nick hates running, but when his gym teacher gives him an ultimatum—join the relay-race team or fail the class—he knows he has no choice. He'll have to suck it up and run. Will he learn to run or let down his team?