This story is about Destiny, a beautiful, determined, but lonely young lady, looking for love in all the wrong places. She is in relationship after relationship desperately searching for true love. Does she ever find what she's looking for? Does she know what she's looking for? Does true love even exist? What is her point of view? Her point of view on men, on life, on love.. She thinks she has everything figured out, but the rug gets pulled from under her. What does she do? One relationshi...

It's a book of magic tricks perfect for chapter book readers! When Jack and Annie went back in time to meet Houdini, they learned that the most famous magician of all time didn't use real magic at all. It was a trick! Now they've tracked down all the best, most fun, most tricky magic tricks and put them together in one book. With simple instructions, easy-to-follow diagrams, and tips from Jack and Annie, Magic Tricks from the Tree House is tailor-made to teach kids how to wow fri...

‘Christianity is like a Cornish pastie. There’s something in it, but sometimes it’s difficult to find out what it is.’Award-winning comedian Milton Jones dissects the great pastie of faith with some short, sharp one-liners about God, the Church and being a Christian – all designed to make us think about what we believe from a completely different perspective.Includes Milton’s own cartoons!

Here Kaoru comes.Ah yes.You're going tonight too?Yup.Every nightThat's what you do, writing songs right?Yeah.There's no meaning in it, isn't it?It doesn't matter, does it?I gue...

Come Matter Here is a call to stop putting your life on hold until "someday" and start digging your heels into the here and now to build the life God has designed for you.Life is scary. Adulting is hard. When faced with the challenges of building a life of your own, it's all too easy to stake your hope and happiness in "someday." But what if the dotted lines on the map at your feet today mattered just as much as the destination you dream o...

Ever wonder what Santa does with all those letters? (And all those cookies?) After a particularly long, cold night staring at nine smelly reindeer butts, the old man lets loose with the real answers to those stupid, whiny, hard-to-read letters from kids. Turns out, we really do get what we deserve.Dear Billy,I know you honestly believe that the good deeds you rattled off represent your behavior for the entire past year rather than the activities that occurred during the two h...

Conversations about every day life and situations for non native English speakers to learn. Can be used in the classroom or at home or anywhere that suits you. Learn with a friend or a family member. learn a conversation a week and soon you will be speaking English. 50 basic conversations, some are short and easy and some are a little longer and a bit harder.

The modern woman has enough hassles without having to put up with the antics of the man in her life. Why endure another day of snoring, football, and wet towels on the floor? With this hilarious, fully illustrated guide, learn 101 reasons why you should dump your chump and hook up with a cat!So, besides the fact that your man's just not that into you, can he scratch his ear with his foot? Is he adorable when he pounces off the fridge onto your shoulder? Do you get to watch him nudg...

‘You remind me of a parking ticket. You’ve got fine, written all over you.’Have you ever been surrounded by hotties and stuck for an opening line? From Classic Romantic to Speed Seduction, plus Killer Put-downs and Hot Tips on body language and online dating, this is the only ammunition you’ll need to get started with the opposite sex.

One of Library Journal's Best BooksForeword Magazine Book of the Year Award FinalistMidwest Publishing Association Honorable MentionThousands of people starteach day with a shot of Coffee with Jesus, the enormously popular online comic strip. Irreverent at times, yet always insightful, this volume features classic entries and all new, exclusive material that was born out of artist David Wi...

Toasts and Tributes helps men master these important skills with examples of more than 40 different toasts and 40 different notes. Includes examples of what to say and, perhaps more important, examples of what not to say.Perhaps he’s been asked to say a few words at his college roommate’s engagement party. Maybe he’s at a family cookout, toasting his sister’s recent law school graduation. Have his parents reached a milestone anniversary that deserves a son...

What do you say while performing a magic trick? Add a touch of humour to your act with "100 Magician One-Liner Jokes"! This collection offers 100 short, witty jokes and comments that cover a variety of topics and tricks, guaranteed to bring laughter and charm to your performance. Whether you're a seasoned pro or just starting out, if you have a talking act, these one-liners are your secret weapon to captivating your audience and making your magic truly unforgettable!