A funny 50th birthday quizQ: Is 50 too young to be worried about bladder control problems?A: Depends.Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50-year-old husband?A: Tell him you're pregnant.Here is an outrageous quiz that can ease the pain of turning 50 and provide entertainment for any 50th birthday party. Keep those bifocals handy.

What if Darth Vader took an active role in raising his son? What if "Luke, I am your father" was just a stern admonishment from an annoyed dad? In this hilarious and sweet comic reimagining, Darth Vader is a dad like any other—except with all the baggage of being the Dark Lord of the Sith. Celebrated artist Jeffrey Brown's delightful illustrations give classic Star Wars® moments a fresh twist, presenting the trials and joys of parenting through the lens of a galaxy far, far away. ...

My mate told me that I just don't understand irony.Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time.A dyslexic man walks into a bra.An onion just told me a joke.I don't know whether to laugh or cry.A priest, a rabbi and a blind man walk into a bar and the bartender says, 'What is this, some kind of joke?'I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub.He seemed like a decent feller.I'll never forget what my granddad said to ...

Ageing is one of those unavoidable facts of life, and what more can you do about it than laugh (admittedly, slightly defensively)? Just why fading physical and mental faculties should be so funny is something of a mystery, but they are and with The Book of Senior Jokes you can laugh off your forgetfulness, fading physique and new penchant for the afternoon nap. This book - and do, please, try to remember to pay for it - is a collection of the very best 'senior' jokes, per...

A massive collection of laugh-out-loud jokes—arranged A-to-Z by subject!•Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year!•A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."•Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep!•What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "Oh look! Donut seeds!"...

Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy?This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early readers. It also includes some knock knock jokes and elves fun facts. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body!This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.• Funny elf jokes for kids• Excellent for early readers• Includes knock-knock joke...

Dad's comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans.Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He'll be hip...

Tracy’s a social media nut, and she’s not afraid to admit it. This book is full of zany posts she’s written over the years, compiled into categories like “Ain’t Got No Maid,” “Toddler Talks,” “Crazy Tracy 101,” and much more. As a housewife and stay-at-home mom, she always has something silly going on that demands documentation. Here are a few select lines from the book:“I ponder why I always have holes in my socks as I sprint out to the trashcan in my newest pair. This shall alway...

From the mind of the author, bits and pieces of his childhood, most of which he doesn't remember, but was told. Humorous yet reflective; originally written as a audio script by the author.

Tracy’s a social media nut, and she’s not afraid to admit it. This second Social Mania book is full of zany posts she’s written over the years, compiled into categories like “Fail Spoof Parenting,” “Toddler Talks,” “Crazy Tracy 201,” and more. As a housewife and stay-at-home mom, she always has something silly going on that demands documentation. Here are a few select lines from the book:Usually when one contemplates getting bangs, it's due to an aesthetic or fashion desire...not b...

Everyone has a story to share in there own way – am I the last of the Prince Charmings? I got out of deep lack and homelessness and still am unable to find love. This is a way for me to share my story with single ladies and for those who want to be inspired to dream again to have hope again even when you are down and out. You are never to be counted out. You have work to do.

This is the third of nine volumes of the Terry's Joke collection series. The nine chapters in this volume include: (1) Drugstore & Pharmacy Jokes, (2) Engineer & Programmer Jokes, (3) Farm & Rural Jokes, (4) Fireman & Paramedic Jokes, (5) Fishing & Camping Jokes, (6) Funeral & Cemetery Jokes, (7) Garden of Eden Jokes, (8) Gay & Lesbian Jokes, and (9) Genie & Magic Jokes.