Back in the Dark Ages, Maximilion and Maxithousand had good jobs with the king, Charles the Number. In those days, there were different ways of dealing with assassins.

Boomers are a subject of ridicule, amazement and misunderstanding. Here, we add to the confusion for researchers lost in pages of photos of girls in bikinis on Face Book and Twitter. Sorry. However, we have added gratuitous photos of beautiful women, to ease your troubled mind.

Pantson Fire, in his own words, translated from the horse, about his exciting life with a female jockey named Rosie.

On a spaceship far, far away, with a coed crew encountering many issues of religion, romance and chaos, they decided to establish a new Utopia.

Breaking up is hard to do, especially if you don't want to. Set in the early 1970s in New York City, involving a guy from New York and a girl from the deep South.

To think it took four centuries after the destruction of planet Earth to discover a simple device to prevent men from losing women's phone numbers.

Jay Gatz is arrested and gets kicked out of college, and, if he didn't have enough on his mind, just before the case is dismissed, he meets Darcy, a beautiful redhead from Mississippi.

The incredibly amazing, utterly awesome, science fiction autobiography of a guy who thinks he is a horse, or is actually a horse.

Rod Crypton had to face the facts. His doctor told him he was a zombie. That's not good, but then he joined one of their singles groups and met a nice female werewolf. Another guy, Jimbo Wildhamer, is upset about his third divorce, and decides to go to a nudist colony, By mistake he checks into a new age religious sect.In Max, Maxithousand helps a French King deal with an attemted assassin, and, finally, in Majestic, we find an ordinary guy who just wants to get a...

A love story about young people won't have many answers, but may let you know you're not alone.

Rod Crypton had to face the facts. His doctor told him he was a zombie. That's not good. But then he joined their singles group and met a nice female werewolf. Another guy, Jimbo Wildhamer, is upset about his third divorce, and decides to go to a nudist colony, By mistake he checks into a new age religious sect.In Max, Maxithousand helps a French King deal with an attemted assassin, and, finally, in Majestic, we find an ordinary guy who just wants to get a job as a sharpshooter/hos...

Zombie Man, We Used To Be Shakers, Max and Majestic, a box set bundle of majestic modern romance, to calm or shock your troubled mind, with a stray literary agent named Felicity Jones, a zombie and his new werewolf girlfriend, a crazy medieval king, and a guy who wants to date his wife's girlfriend.