Raunchy Rural Romps contains three short stories about lusty farmers and small town studs: The Farmer, His Wife and His Boyfriend, Small Town Shenanigans and Chasing Chubs. It is stuffed full of easy going men who swing any which way they fancy and are partial to having some hot man-on-man fun, often, surprisingly, with the permission, and even encouragement, of their wives.

Try searching for erotic stories about men with big butts and not very much comes up. I want to change that. This story is for people who love big-butted males. We're not talking slightly full seats here: we're talking massive booty, rambunctious rumps, ample asses and big, beautiful bums. We're talking about real men. When Todd stops to get a cold drink in a small town on a hot day he gets more than he bargained for. The twenty three year old, pretty, blonde twink has a fetish for big-but...

The Beefy Manifesto is a praise poem celebrating the beauty of big men. We shall be husky, stocky, burly, chunky or beefy We shall stroll the streets on a slow rotation Of ball of foot, and heel Of meaty cheeks slowly bouncing high and low We shall demand attention wherever we go Folks will stop and stare But we won’t care As we present beef on the bone Man made of fur, fat and muscle. We present the Beefy Manifesto We present not arms but our manly charms…

Absurd and erotic might not seem the most likely of combinations that's what it really is. I wanted to write some very short stories and some of them took on an absurd theme while others were more erotic. While some of the stories are very short indeed I have also included a few longer ones for those who want a slightly longer read.

Greg has not made love to his wife in over three years because she has lost interest. One day, when he comes back to the farmhouse from bailing hay out in his fields, he finds that Marie has a visitor. That visitor is a petite, effeminate man who is Marie's hairdresser. Francois knows exactly what he wants from life and Greg is clearly in his sights and Marie is keen for Greg to have an experience with Francois. That's the plot but really it's just an excuse for some steamy man-on-man acti...

When Kado is hired as housekeeper for five geologists working out in the field he is relieved to find that he is not attracted to any of them. However, as time goes by, loneliness combines with the unusual friendship that has developed between him and Gareth to unsettle him. Is Gareth just being a tease, or does he want something from Kado? And what of the other men? What secrets might they be keeping? Part romance and part erotica this is very quick read for when time is short but you sti...

When society matron, Mrs Hepplethwaite, asks Cockard and Buttman, private investigators, to find out if her son is living a decadent life in the seedy pubs and clubs of London in 1892 they have no idea of the sexual adventures they are about to experience. Join them for some steamy romps as they discover more about the dynamics of their relationship than they do about the pretty, blonde Sebastian Hepplethwaite. And what of Mrs Hepplethwaite; what secrets has she been keeping? Is being gay ...

Rick has been lonely ever since his wife divorced him and living alone on his farm is getting him down. One day, while in town, he discovers that a young man is looking for a room to rent. Rick decides to get a lodger but he isn't quite prepared for Fabio. Fabio works as a hairdresser in town and the two men are at opposite ends of the scale. However, it doesn't take long for Fabio's charm to win Rick over and soon he is asking himself some probing questions. Fabio has always said that he ...

When his boyfriend suddenly breaks up with him, Nick decides to take a game viewing holiday in South Africa. On his last stop of the tour he is dazzled by the breathtaking beauty of the game rangers and game guides, dressed in snug khaki shorts that only enhance the full package. When Karl, a smooth beefy, blonde beauty, invites Nick to spend the night with him at a nearby rustic lodge he agrees to go along. Nick isn't exactly sure what he is hoping for with Karl, who turns out to be bisex...

Chip is a straight cowboy who has a chance encounter with a gay guy he meets in a bar. When he goes back to the ranch he finds that he can't stop thinking about Ken so he writes to him to try and sort out his feelings. Soon the two men are writing back and forth and Chip wonders if being straight is an identity that means that much to him. Will he be prepared to negotiate a new identity for the sake of Ken's love? Gay cowboy, Rad, has decided to live his life without emotional relationship...

If you enjoy erotic conversations then Hot Talk is for you. The descriptive passages have been stripped away, and the three stories here are told only through conversation. The imagination is a different country: it is a free and easy world where anything goes. First we have the wife whose husband is working away from home; she wants her husband to fantasize about making love to another man. He is reluctant to, but he knows how much the idea turns his wife on. Next we have the frustrated d...

Tradie, Korki, is in Perth on a break from the building site he works on, near Geraldton. By chance he meets Manny, a pretty twink hotel receptionist who brings to the surface all the bi curiosity that Korki has kept under control, until now. Manny is a take charge kind of guy and the little alpha twink soon has Korki right where he wants him. Indulge in some hot straight-man falls for gay-man action, with a dollop of lusty lesbian passion thrown in for good measure. This is a story celebr...