Ten-year-old villager Bartholomew Johnson is cursed, and so are the people around him.Why? He has no idea. All he knows is that he suffers from excess, uncontrollable fart gas!All of his friends except one, the loyal Stan Leaf, have abandoned him. They laugh at him and make jokes. His teachers make him sit inside a glass cube during class to prevent his fart gas from disrupting the learning of the other students. His life is sad.

This is the story of how a cute little yellow lab puppy grew up to be a dog named "Trashy."When Trashy was young, he played with his brothers and sisters on the farm, until one day, people started arriving to adopt them. Trashy did not understand why until he was adopted too.Trashy loved his family, and they loved him, but then he developed a taste for ... you guessed it ... trash!You will delight in this heartwarming story of learn...

Why does a ghast have such farting problems?A gassy ghast was sad about how badly he smelled, but then Herobrine arrived and everything changed.***Please note this book is inspired by Minecraft, and is NOT OFFICIAL MINECRAFT PRODUCT. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG.

Why does a ghast have such farting problems?Listen to this book to find out how a young Minecraft ghast learned about his noxious gas and what he did about it. Learn about how his friends reacted to his stink and what he did when he met the dreaded Herobrine. This hilarious diary is great for fans of Minecraft and anyone interested in farts.*** Please note: This is NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT BOOK. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG.

When Trashy was young, he played with his brothers and sisters on a farm, until one day, people started arriving to adopt them. Trashy was sad as he watched his brothers and sisters get adopted before him.But, once Trashy was adopted, he loved his human family, and they loved him. Unfortunately, he soon developed a taste for ... you guessed it ... trash!You will delight in this heartwarming story of learning to accept the differences of the people and animals we love.

Strange things are happening on the farm.A mysterious force has taken Steve's animals and is making sure to point the way for him to find them. Pyramids and fire mark the journey.What will happen when Steve finds the ancient source of what is turning his world upside down?Listen to Herobrine's Curse to find out.***This is NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT BOOK. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG.

Do you dare to be scared?If you dare to be scared, listen to this Minecraft-inspired halloween book filled with five spine-chilling tales of witches, zombies, potions, Herobrine, and more!Contents:Talking HerobrineThe Haunted Pork ChopNight of the Living ZombieThe Telltale EmeraldThe Glare Witch ProjectThis book is recommended for ages 10+....

Spider Chicken dominates, but what is he?A spider chicken should not exist in Minecraft. I mean, just saying the words "spider chicken" sounds wrong. But, because of a mad scientist villager intent on creating chimera mobs, he does exist.Listen to this first book in the Diary of a Spider Chicken Series to find out how the spider chicken came to be and what he plans to do about it.***This is NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT BOOK. NOT APPR...

Martin, the spider chicken, is trying to process what just happened in Book 1. He and his friends barely escaped from the mad scientist villager and his chimera golems.Now, they are resting in a cave, at least for the moment.But, their rest is interrupted when they discover something insane in the cave. And, what can they do about the mad scientist villager?Listen to Book 2 of the Diary of a Spider Chicken now!***Th...