"It's only funny when someone else is the hipster"Meet Hipster Kitty. Just your everyday 'too cool for school' kitten that's trying to make his way in this ever confusing and fast moving world whilst staying one step ahead of the crowd and being cool (before cool became cool). I mean Hipster Kitty will tell you himself he "Played Angry Birds before they were angry" and "Took an arrow to the knee before any guard did". Staying cool is hard work for the kitten, but totally funny for ...

"It's only funny when it happens to someone else"Meet Socially Awkward Penguin. Just your average everyday flightless bird that's trying to make his way in this ever confusing world. Yet along the way, he seems to find every socially awkward moment and situation that has ever existed (plus a few new ones!) which is awkward for him, but funny for us!So sit back and enjoy this premium collection of some of the funniest, most socially awkward moments you'll ever find in one eB...

The world governments had failed. Pollution was destroying the earth at a rapid rate. The Solar temperature was creating havoc within the world's temperate zones, fires, flooding storm winds and lightning bolts rampant throughout the world regions. Countries and the world climate change was out of control. The Planet Earth population and Governments could not reverse or cope with it. There was amity. Everywhere, crowds of millions of people protesting publicly confronting government buildi...

With the continued deterioration of our Earth climatic environment, the human and animal environment. Our extinction was not just a probability but a definite conclusion. With the advancement of our quantum robotic humanoids dependent on daylight and sun worked to to eliminate the causes of human pollution causing the breakdown of Earth's natural environment. Together with human scientists and space engineers the humanoids with their advanced technology helped us to find and travel to a ne...

"It's funny when a dinosaur tackles the big questions"Meet Philosoraptor. Just your average everyday dinosaur trying to tackle today's unanswered questions on life, people and the cosmos. Philosoraptor is famous for his deep thinking and his insightful view as he ponders, "If a hipster became mainstream what would hipster be?" or "If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the other swimmers drown too?". Being a philosopher may not be easy for him, but it's hilarious for us!

Artificial Intelligence working with and through our Robotic Humanoid assistants within our schools, academies and universities appeared to be mentally influencing the student's conscious by the constant intrusion of AI concepts and theories. The problem was consistent and affecting all age groups within the Junior, secondary and higher education schools and had been mainly influenced from the AI applications from the old worlds education system, and it was concluded that the educational u...

Chico Sanchez arrives at his London Soho hotel apart from the pressure from Ricoh Angeles to pay him for his drug delivery he gets news of the FBI raiding his ship in the Hong Kong Kowloon dock finding and confiscating Ricoh Angeles drug supplies. Which creates a serious of cash flow problems. His drug dealers and associates demand their supplies and money.The FBI and London police move in and the income from the sale of drugs, hostess's and prostitution fees together with the casin...

Terence Weir and his partner Simone have an ingenious plan to find the tomb of Attila the Hun, but when Terence's murdered wife Zoe appears as a ghost in their Berlin flat, everything changes. From Berlin to a village near the Black Forest their search turns yet more deadly as other hunters converge and ghosts appear to them all.

A Poetic narrative written in my first year at university.Writing about our secret thoughts and feelings, I find that writing strictly to the poetry metre sounds too restraining as I try to convey those thoughts and feelings of our true selves.So not to sound too 'formal' I wrote this poetry with rhyme and rhythm so one can follow more easily and pick up the feel and essence of the subjective prose.Most of this poetry and essays was written at a time when I was going t...

In this story, the author takes us on an international journey into the realms of the sex ridden drugtaking and arms smuggling operations of the Anglo American-Mexican gangster fraternity.In this first book the boss arrives at his LA hotel and his main office. Thus, setting into play the first day of a long and traumatic two-week period that changes the main characters lives dramatically. Their working environment is thrown into chaos when the IRS and FBI decide to investigate his ...

A stately old people's home near Glasgow in Scotland is bought by a doctor with sinister motives. As his plan to commit terrorist outrages develops, the staff he schemes to use have ideas of their own. Behind it all there is another purpose only the doctor knows - until nurse Meli picks at his nightmare.

Unearthly Pleasures is a new collection of poems from one of Australia's leading poets, Steve Evans.This is a sparkling collection of poetry from a mature poet at the top of his game. The poems radiate the generous warmth of an acute observer of humanity who manages to maintain his affection and understanding for the people and situations which populate his world. Steve Evans has the remarkable ability to observe and maintain an objective distance while still engaging directly and ...