The Pet Owner's Field Survival Manual is the first fully declassified guide to domestic animal operations, compiled for civilian handlers who have survived at least one (1) morning feeding, two (2) unauthorized zoomies, or any incident involving shredded paper goods.Presented in a vintage field‑manual style-complete with tactical terminology, sepia‑aged charm, and the weary wisdom of someone who has negotiated with a cat at 3 a.m.-this manual provides essential doc...

Heartbreak, Headaches, and Other Modern ConditionsAdvice from Miss Fortune, Modern Hearts Magazine, 1958-1961Welcome to the yellowed pages of Modern Hearts Magazine, America's most questionable source of romantic guidance.For three glorious years, readers from every corner of the nation poured their troubles into the mailbox of the magazine's resident advice columnist, Miss Fortune. Their letters arrived by the sackful: tales ...

Heartbreak, Headaches, and Other Modern ConditionsAdvice from Miss Fortune, Modern Hearts Magazine, 1958–1961Welcome to the yellowed pages of Modern Hearts Magazine, America's most questionable source of romantic guidance.For three glorious years, readers from every corner of the nation poured their troubles into the mailbox of the magazine's resident advice columnist, Miss Fortune. Their letters arrived by the sackful: tales of impossible ...

Keepinnit Reels is a sharp, affectionate collection of humor essays that excavates the rituals, mishaps, and mythologies of American childhood and suburban life. With a voice that blends cultural anthropology, stand‑up timing, and warm‑edged nostalgia, Michael Pollick transforms everyday memories into miniature epics-equal parts heartfelt and hilariously over‑dramatic.Across these essays, readers will encounter the familiar landmarks of growing up: school cafeterias and ch...

This audiobook is narrated by an AI Voice. In a shadowy, rain-drenched city, a private investigator named Mickey is called upon to investigate the sinister happenings at the once innocent Mickey Mouse Club. A mysterious woman with a bright smile and a dark secret warns Mickey that the club has fallen into the hands of a shadowy figure known as "The Big Cheese," who is manipulating and disappearing children. Driven by a sense of duty and perhaps a touch of nostalgia for the club's past, Mic...

"Poems of Faith, Poems of Truth" is a collection of spiritual poetry by award-winning author Michael Pollick. These pieces reflect different aspects of religion and spirituality, from the guarded cynicism of "Petty Theodicy" to the full embrace of "Fresh Butterfly Milk".  This collection would make an ideal read for those who enjoy spiritual works free from saccharine or dogma.   

Author Michael Pollick was commissioned by a gourmet coffee microroaster in Portland, Oregon to create microshort essays for their coffee can labels and newsletters. The instructions were straightforward: Keep them under 400 words, keep them family-friendly, and mention the word "coffee" at least once. He almost succeeded. The essays never made the outside of a coffee label, but they did find the inside of a desk drawer for 10 years. Here they are for your reading pleasur...

Imagine a world where The Beatles were known as The Quarrymen forever, or where Nirvana went by the name of Pen Cap Chew. Michael Pollick's "The Name Game" takes us on a whimsical journey through the forgotten names of legendary rock groups, revealing the hilarity behind the branding decisions that shaped music history. Each essay is a delightful exploration of what could have been, blending humor with insightful anecdotes that celebrate the creative process. Pollick invites us to laugh at...

In "Avoiding the Disaster Date: Funny But True Stories of Relationship Red Flags", humorist Michael Pollick delivers a hilarious yet eye-opening collection of essays that dive headfirst into the world of relationship red flags. With a sharp wit and a keen sense of observation, he recounts his own and others' misadventures in dating, each tale a cautionary reminder of the signs we often ignore. From the overly attached ex who still lurks on social media to the date who insists on discussing...

Author Michael Pollick returns with even more questions and answers in "A Wise Geek's Guide To Everything, Volume 2". From the elusive "Brown Note" to the short-term memory of goldfish, this collection covers many mysteries, myths, and realities.Do Goldfish Really Forget Everything After 3 Seconds?The myth that goldfish forget everything after three seconds is one of those delightful bits of trivia that has floated around for decades, often used to illustra...

Michael Pollick's Proving Ground is an ebook companion to a collection of humor essays, coffee-related micro-short stories and poetry hosted at DailyMotion.

Remember Superballs, Fruit Float, MAD Magazine, and Wacky Packages? Did you ever "camp" in the backyard, enjoy a cone of frozen custard, or feel the burn of Mercurochrome? I wrote the Keepinnit Reels especially for you, then. The Keepinnit Reels are a companion to the 90 second or less videos available at FaceBook, DailyMotion, TikTok, and YouTube. Almost every word of it is true, except maybe the bit about the cow.