What choice do you have when there's a mysterious train sitting at the station just asking to be boarded? You hop on, start a small business and try to keep it together while HR issues, fare evaders, static electricity and sci-fi try to take it all away.Gravy Train is a hilarious short story from Sam Downes.

The beachside town of Dinkum lives and breathes the Surf Life Saving State Championships and this year with Muzza, a bronzed life saving god, they’re finally going to win it and stick it up those wankers at Yobbo Bay. When a tragic accident puts Muzza in danger, it’s up to Shilto, the new life guard in town and local Marine Biologist Bec Grouse to save the day.

Gordon Bellwood is a gentleman of fine standing. He may not have the liquid assets his family once enjoyed, but he has something better at his disposal; the finest classical 18th century education and the privilege of absolute self confidence as he navigates the modern world. In Fashion Follies, Bellwood regales us with tales of adventure we lesser folk can only imagine living as he has run-ins with fashion, door etiquette, the finer rules of barter, the bus time table, fine Turkish cuisin...

Harold Scanlon was having a perfectly normal day at work until a phone he’d been given to look after 14 years ago started to ring. Now he’s either in a deadly game of cat and mouse or caught up in the delusions of a self important idiot.Paradox Fraction is a hilarious short story by Sam Downes.

Bill Hayworth only wants two things out of life: clear skies for his telescope and to be part of an epic sci-fi adventure. When three meteorites crash into his backyard, he may have just got his wish.The Sky Watcher is a hilarious short story from Sam Downes.

The Resplendent Tales of Gordon Bellwood - Awesome Sauce is a comedy novelette from Sam Downes and Mark Gray. The second in the seriesGordon Bellwood is a gentleman of fine standing. He may not have the liquid assets his family once enjoyed, but he has something better at his disposal; the finest classical 18th century education and the privilege of absolute self confidence as he navigates the modern world. In Awesome Sauce, Bellwood regales us with his search for justice after bei...