The epic and foreboding world of the award-winning video game Elden Ring gets turned on its head in this absurd comedy adventure! Follow Aseo the Tarnished as he begins his journey through the Lands Between on the long, looong road to becoming the next Elden Lord. What Aseo lacks in strength, speed, intelligence, charisma, skill, experience, intuition, and common sense, he makes up for in...uhhh…

During a terrifying trip into Caelid, Aseo the Tarnished runs into Ranni the Witch—the idol of the Ranni Fan Club! He follows her advice and heads to Liurnia of the Lakes in search of the Great Rune at the Academy of Raya Lucaria. Encountering new people with various lessons to impart, Aseo also reunites with an old friend (?) who has a tip on how to get into the academy! Unfortunately for him, this means facing off against a formidable foe that’s as shiny as it is scaly. Will the life-and...

Aseo the Tarnished’s search for more Great Runes brings him to the sorcery academy of Raya Lucaria, where the headmistress is none other than Ranni’s mother, Queen Rennala! Ranni asks Aseo to claim her mother’s Great Rune without killing her. However, when Aseo sets foot in the Grand Library of Raya Lucaria, he finds that the Queen of the Full Moon isn’t quite what he expected. Soon, he’s caught up in another frenzied fight…with a conclusion nobody could ever see coming! New friends, famil...

Aseo the Tarnished’s exploration of Stormveil Castle puts him on a collision course with the demigod Godrick the Grafted! Now they must face each other in a fierce…sculpture competition? Who will make the best impression with their most definitely serious and legitimate art skills—and why is Melina one of the judges?!

In this brand-new tale from the world of Elden Ring, a tired Roderika has finally made her way to the Roundtable Hold after a harrowing experience, determined to find her purpose. But among its colorful--and intimidating--collection of eccentrics, how will she manage to find a place for herself?

Aseo the Tarnished arrives at Redmane Castle…right on time for the festival of combat! His fellow participants include Blaidd the Half-Wolf, Iron Fist Alexander, and a lineup of some of the finest (and oddest) warriors in all the Lands Between. Together, they’ll be facing the mightiest of the demigods: Starscourge Radahn! Though the Scarlet Rot ravages Radahn’s body and mind, he still lives up to his fearsome reputation. As Aseo and his crew teeter on the brink of total defeat, Melina step...

Aseo the Tarnished bustles through the Lands Between in search of a way up to the Altus Plateau, where the Erdtree takes root. On this journey, he joins Nepheli, and the two witness a tragedy that spurs him to butt heads with Gideon Ofnir. A return to Liurnia results in a meeting with the blind Lightseeker Hyetta, who promises to teach him how to climb the Altus Plateau in exchange for a favor. But they’re not alone, as a fearsome foe who fights with the Frenzied Flame suddenly rears his h...

Aseo the Tarnished has a new goal— obtaining Ranni the Witch’s Cursemark of Death—and he even agrees to enter Ranni’s service for it. But as soon as Aseo signs up, she sends him off on a mission to the Eternal City of Nokron with Blaidd the Half-Wolf in tow! However, the perils of Nokron may not be the greatest dangers. Preceptor Seluvis is a real puppet hobbyist, and he thinks an authentic, life-size Aseo action figure to do his bidding would make a fine addition!

Alexander’s many battles have brought him far. With few remaining who can challenge his might, Alexander seeks one who can truly show him what it means to be a warrior, as his ordeal approaches its end.

Patches and the Demi-human set their daring plot to steal from the Godrick soldiers’ camp in motion. Will their tentative alliance survive the heist, or will more double-crosses plunge them into danger once more…?

Alexander’s adventure continues as he battles multiple enemies at once! He’s able to make good use of his rather slippery situation, but will the fight—and his journey—go as planned?

Corhyn and Goldmask’s journey takes them to the Royal Capital of Leyndell! It turns out they have some disruptive company, but Corhyn resolves to protect the great master by any means necessary…and fight for his peace and quiet!