In his fourteen years, Vincent Drear has been sure of a few of things. First, the world is going to end. And until it does, he has two jobs: saving souls and protesting movies about boy wizards. But Vincent wonders if there’s more to life than this. His suspicions are confirmed when he finds an elf at his school science fair. Vincent’s excitement fades, though, as the elf informs him that his family’s religion is right about one thing: the end of the world is coming—in forty-eight hours! V...

Book of Stuart, Chapter 1:10. 10 And, yea verily, Stuart did commit the Sin of Onan in the shower. And this was witnessed by his own brother who did cry out unto their mother. And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. 11 And the townspeople rose up against him and all Onaners, calling upon one another to tear the youthful sinners limb from unclean limb. And there was much pants wetting. 12 And lo, Stuart did join forces with the demon, Fon Pyre, and together they did set forth to d...

Bill O’Lannerman hadn’t had much luck with girls, and that luck doesn’t change when he begins dating a psychic named Lynn Woodslink. Childish, self-centred and a little bit nuts, Lynn can also lift and throw objects with her mind. Once he commits the unforgivable sin of breaking up with her, Lynn uses her power to put Bill into a world of pain. Aided by a club of spell-casting gamers, including a hideously disfigured former boyfriend of Lynn’s, Bill struggles to escape the fury of his girl...

Boston Lefebvre, school bully and all around jerk, dies and finds himself in Hell. Not the fire and brimstone place he’d expected, Boston discovers Hell to be a centre for forced spiritual rehabilitation. Each damned soul must face five demons, who in turn will confront them with their five worst sins.Boston is less than enthusiastic about the process, especially when he discovers he’s being punished for the sins of Tony Smerle, a former friend. Tony, in cooperation with a demon na...