The Cosmos Minister of Justice knows that the warlock that controls Planet Pacifica has made it lawful to murder citizens who speak out against him. Even if they could charge him with a crime, Bug Splatter's magic powers make him too dangerous to physically approach. They can't capture him, interrogate him, testify against him, judge him, imprison him, or even execute him. Even Winnie is stymied.

The inner pentagram devil known as Asmodeus convinced Hell and Lucifus that he could capture the angel known as Guinevere and bring her to Hell for Satan's enjoyment. After all, she had broken the Heaven/Hell treaty by sneaking into Hell. Heaven could hardly complain if Hell broke the treaty too. Satan agreed to lend him some gold for expenses and arranged for him to borrow a space ship from Burger King, the CEO of Lucifus.Weeks later, Galahad, Shields and Winnie were visiting one ...

Death is a high risk in book #52. One of our heroes has a lethal tummy problem. Another hero has been captured but is able to survive because she has fleas. A warlock has a perfect scheme if he is caught stealing from a soupy planet. Even Justice couldn't convict him. A hungry panther and an inventive devil save the day but they couldn't save Winnie from a nasty embarrassing spell.

Wilizy operations always had a degree of uncertainty. Sometimes, a random event could mean a wonderful plan had to be adjusted. Sometimes, an ally acted in an unexpected manner. Sometimes, an enemy struck without warning. Sometimes, the Wilizy just got lucky and an impossible operation became possible. You'll find all of these in the thirteenth Wilizy book.In the book's main plot, the Wilizy found the home base of the Safe Haven slave owners and searched for a way to bring them to ...

Reacting to a Cosmos edict that female devils had to be treated fairly, Hell's new Satan created a separate female-only Hell, which he named Hellette. Good bye problem of unfair treatment. He further ruled that Hellette would have its own Satanette. Aren't those just the cutest names?The first Satanette of Hellette was a devil named Lilith. She used to work as an undercover spy for the SSS (Satan's Secret Service) and she offered to continue in that position for the new Satan. That...

The villain in this book is Zzyk, a dictator who forces Albertans to wear metal bands around their heads. These 'brain bands' send an electric shock to anybody who is breaking a rule. These zaps teach Albertans to do whatever Zzyk wants them to do.One of our heroes is a 15-year-old boy named Will. Out of curiosity, Will removes his brain band. Within a day, the Albertan army is hunting for him. You may wonder why they're doing that. The answer is that Will is a genius inventor. Zzy...

Hoist the Jolly Lucas is a story that reveals some unlikely alliances. For example, the Wilizy made a secret agreement with one of Zzyk's officials that saved many innocent aboriginals from being kidnapped and tortured; However, the Wilizy had to reveal the location of their home base. Really? They told him where they were living?Here's another strange alliance: A BC government official kidnapped Will and Izzy and offered to sell them to Zzyk or any other interested parties. Later ...

In the Cosmos environment, Winnie saves young girls on Planet WZ3B from SCUM, Justice prosecutes the president of Dimple Sprocket for trade crimes, and a teenager named Spiffy tries to rescue her mother from certain death. On Earth, Will and Emily take on the generalissimo of an army of child soldiers, Maddy gets help choosing between baseball and basketball, and Winnie marries Galahad.

Tickled Pink is all about bullies. Conrad Valkendorff is a very rich and powerful man in Denmark. His power is such that he could never be caught and prosecuted for what he does to young women who catch his eye. If they object, he ruins their careers and marriages. As happenstance would have it, he attacked a member of the Wilizy. Valkendorff's immunity started evaporating soon afterwards. When he allegedly kidnapped and hid fifty beautiful women in one fell swoop, Danish press referred to...

Izzy had a dilemma. Zzyk's best technology guy offered to join the Wilizy. The Tech Guy (they nicknamed him TG) had skills that would give the Wilizy control over Zzyk's entire computer network. But Izzy had a nagging suspicion.TG declared openly that he was offering to join the Wilizy as a ploy to gain their trust. He was there to assassinate Will and Izzy. He even informed them how he would do that. He even disclosed how he was communicating with Zzyk. Then, he told them a tear-j...

Winnie's discovery of an old civilization was unintended. If Guinny hadn't banned her from snooping in the Cosmos, she never would have watched oldy-moldy day time TV shows. That in turn meant that she never would have decided to boldly go where no woman had gone before. That trek meant that Heaven's most powerful spaceship was nowhere to be seen when Heaven's enemies attacked without warning.

Warnings to live by: #1. Never invade a planet that has two farmers named Thunder and Lightning. You'll get a quick death by arrow or a slow agonizing death of thirst. #2. Never lie to a frustrated tourist that you will keep her safe. She may have a deadly finger. #3: Never antagonize a chunky girl that can read your mind. She may know how to turn you into a disgusting-looking zombie.