I've already mentally prepared myself to kill the screaming, murderous monster in the cage outside our camp.I'm used to it. It's what I do here. Kill monsters and other people.This monster, Seraph, is particularly unstable—has been since the moment he arrived from Collector Mary's monster menagerie to the west, where the military stashed him away. He's in pain. I can see it. But he's not a mindless beast. Not like some of the others think.When I sta...

When I—along with my best friend and his big purple monster boyfriend—come across a fortress-like raider camp while journeying across the monster-infested Wastes, we stop to deliver a message.Somehow, that simple pit stop turns into a seemingly impossible quest to get this camp's missing leader out of the prison where he's being held and forced to fight monsters and other humans. I know exactly where it is because I've been there.Problem is, I'm making this...

NuniLook, I'm an extremely busy, handsome, and charming guy. I am a paragon of physical perfection. I run a wildly successful architecture firm, and I take care of my family. I don't have time to organize a tenth-anniversary party for my business, so it just makes sense to hire someone else to do the work.Except as soon as I see my new event planner, Anita Chaudhary, with her dark eyes, no-nonsense attitude, and sensible shoes, I decide that maybe I should ...

Something is wrong with Tom Collins. More wrong than usual. Tom's being nice.I should have known trouble was right around the corner. One attempted murder later, and Reynard is forced to disarm Tom (literally).No bartender means no bar. Zee is grumpy and avoiding me, and the hotel's measly profits are dwindling by the day.Things are not going well. We need our broken, foul-mouthed Tom Collins back.But don't worry. Zee says saving To...

The fifth book in the whacky SOS HOTEL series...Closed for gremlin extermination...SOS HOTEL contains explicit language, situations, and content that some listeners may find uncomfortable. And gremlins.

An ex-adult movie star, a broke vampire daddy, and a boring human are about to try and save the world...It's probably our fault your world is doomed if I'm honest. Sorry about that. Sticking with honesty, we're not great at saving people, or ourselves. You should probably pack a bag and head for the hills.You know, just in case...My name is Adam Vex, and I'm definitely not the hero we all need, but along with Zee and Victor, a whole bunch of s*x dem...

Twenty years ago, monsters rose on earth and began a new age of civilization.One where humans live in military-controlled, cramped and dirty cities along the coasts, and the majority of the United States is known as the Wastes. A lawless, desolate and dangerous place, teeming with monsters that have claimed the land for their own.Including Wyn the Soul Eater.He appears every three years, making his way across the country and slaughtering humans rand...

GreidI may hate everyone, but you can only take being alone for so long. Sooner or later, you get desperate enough to visit a human cult that worships your species as greater beings in the hopes of finding a new roommate to fill the lonely void. We've all been there… right?I swear I was only looking for a roommate. Just someone to watch TV and eat dinner with. Nothing… romantic. No way. But when I see all these humans gazing at me with open adoration and bl...

My big secret is out.Adam Vex may be a tiny bit not human. But it's not so bad. Just so long as Gideon Cain doesn't find out.It's probably best if I keep my head down and stay out of trouble, especially after our "accident" at the vampire chapel.But one little date won't hurt. We deserve some time off. And what can go wrong at a fancy dinner? It's not as though we'll become tangled in a corporate plot to exploit Lost Ones in brutal fights to the dea...

Guaranteed a supernaturally safe stay! (Definitely no murders.)A scandalous ex-porn star demon and a morally shady, billionaire vampire walk into a bar…But this is no joke. It's opening day at the SOS Hotel and that lust demon? He's my business partner. I know. What was I thinking? The sexy, suave vampire, however? He's something else…Creating a sanctuary for the supernaturals left here when the tear in the veil sealed was always going to be difficu...

I am a monster.A ghoul. A demon. The bogeyman. I have been called all of them. Most creatures fear me but humans are repulsed by me. They are terrified of me. They have created legends about me ever since they became aware of my existence when the tear between our worlds grew and we—the monsters from their nightmares—flooded through in our droves.There is only one human who isn't afraid of me, the only one who matters. I will destroy anyone who tries to hur...

Life as a raider in the Wastes, where monsters roam and the military lurks, is as easy as it sounds.I've been out here for a long time, and the fear that courses through my blood every time I step outside our camp walls to scavenge never fades. No matter how many monsters you face—and have to run for your life from—it doesn't ever get easier.But when I come across a bound and injured monster in an abandoned military base, I can't leave him behind. His prese...