A princess floats in a bramble of hardware and preservatives. Geppetto is going to freeze to death if he does not find more wood to burn. Red's gram cutting quite the figure at the all night speakeasies. And you're never going to believe what a redneck girl in Oklahoma is doing with those ruby slippers she inherited.Eleven stories with characters you'll recognize, but won't turn out like your mother told you.She Is Not Dead, Only Sleeping by Austin HackneyCh...

Who says you can't laugh at horror? We've all heard of being scared silly, so obviously there's room between slashings, hauntings, and summonings for a good knee-slapper. Which is exactly were this book of dark-minded but lighthearted short fiction comes in.If you've ever giggled at guts, chuckled at cannibals, or laughed at severed limbs, then this collection of humorously macabre stories might be right up your dark little alley. With twelve tales from some seriously sick and sill...