JOIN THE QUEST!Medieval fantasy collides with prehistoric peril in the Dino-Quest series, packed with action, drama, and laugh-out-loud humour.The kingdom of Primordia is in terrible peril. Who will protect the innocent and trample on the forces of evil? The Knights of the Stone Table, that's who! Cheer as they charge into battle atop dinosaurs and mammoths. Can they prevail against treacherous knights, pterodactyl pirates, and the dino-sorcerer?

*2025 Moonbeam Award gold medalist in the Juvenile Fiction category*Meet Moss, an apprentice dino-dung shoveler working in Primordia's royal stables. He couldn't be any further down the pecking order without being underground - and he'll certainly never get a chance to be a knight like his hero, Sir Brutus Fallsword.But fate takes a twist when Moss discovers that he has a gift for speaking to dinosaurs. He is suddenly and unexpectedly enli...

The kingdom of Primordia is in terrible peril. Who will protect the innocent and trample on the forces of evil? The Knights of the Stone Table, that's who! Cheer as they charge into battle atop dinosaurs and mammoths. Can they prevail against treacherous knights, pterodactyl pirates, and dino-sorcerers?IN THE SECOND BOOK OF THE SERIES...In just a few days, Moss's life has been turned upside-down. He's tamed a mighty T. rex, befriended a warrior princess, and...

“It’s supersmellygunkyfilthy nastygrosslyputrid!”You is holdling in your handles the story wot is about the FBG. I is the FBG - the Flippin’ Big Gnome and I is snot like udder gnomes. I is Big - flippin’ Big!And in this snorey yoo meet a soggy little girgle called Stephanie and we goes on advenchures with emus, gnomes and the King of Ingerlund.HEAR the 100% unofficial parody of one the greatest children’s stories of all time

“It’s scumpiddlinoxious!”Billy Plonka - the Prince of Stink, the Monarch of Muck, the Sultan of Slime, the Duke of Dregs and the King of Kak! He’s the most extraordinary maker of Grot in the entire world and he is inviting five individuals to visit his world-famous GROT LABORATORY!Your tour is about to start! Don’t wander off! YOU! Yes, YOU! I’m talking to you! Mr.Plonka would hate to lose you along the way...READ the 100% unofficial parody of one...

"It's supersmellygunkyfilthynastygrosslyputrid!"In your hands you are holding the true story of the FBG -the Flipping Big Gnome!He's not like other gnomes. Oh, no! He's big, flipping big!Together with his friend, Stephanie and the King of Engerlund and a huge herd of emus he tries to save the world from a huge Dollop of the rudest, naughtiest and smelliest gnomes ever! Ever! Because they're coming for your imagination!Watch out! It's going to get mes...

Als Maciii und sein neuer Freund J.B. versehentlich Agenten des MI3 (und ein bisschen) werden, sind sie kurze Zeit später dem gemeinsten Schuljungen der Welt, Oleg Blubberblase, und seinem Handlanger, Rotznase, auf der Spur. "SCHOKOLADE ZUM RUNTERLADEN" ist Blubberblases gemeiner Plan, jedem unwissenden Leckermäulchen auf der Welt die Taschen zu leeren. Aber wird sein Plan gelingen?

A collection of silly and scary stories for children illustrated by iconic cartoonist Hunt Emerson.These are Tolly Grimpen’s Tales of Grot and Horror. Come with me if you dare and delve into the pages of this collection of horrid and chilling tales from the maniacal mind of Ian Billings, illustrated by the equally mad genius of Hunt Emerson. Read about the escapades of Florence Gallop as she falls victim to the Mummy’s Nail Clippings. Learn of the troubles of Doctor Jekell and the Phantom ...

JOIN THE QUEST!Medieval fantasy collides with prehistoric peril in this roar-some fully illustrated series of chapter books packed with action, drama, and laugh-out-loud humour.The kingdom of Primordia is in terrible peril. Who will protect the innocent and trample on the forces of evil? The Knights of the Stone Table, that's who! Cheer as they charge into battle atop dinosaurs and mammoths. Can they prevail against treacherous knights, pte...

*2025 Moonbeam Award gold medalist in the Juvenile Fiction category*Meet Moss, an apprentice dino-dung shoveler working in Primordia's royal stables. He couldn't be any further down the pecking order without being underground - and he'll certainly never get a chance to be a knight like his hero, Sir Brutus Fallsword.But fate takes a twist when Moss discovers that he has a gift for speaking to dinosaurs. He is suddenly and unexpectedly enlisted into training...

"It's scumpiddlinoxious!"Billy Plonka - the Prince of Stink, the Monarch of Muck, the Sultan of Slime, the Duke of Dregs and the King of Kak! He's the most extraordinary maker of Grot in the entire world and he is inviting five individuals to visit his world-famous GROT LABORATORY!Your tour is about to start! Don't wander off! YOU! Yes, YOU! I'm talking to you! Mr.Plonka would hate to lose you along the way...READ the 100% unofficial parody of one t...

JOIN THE QUEST!The kingdom of Primordia is in terrible peril. Who will protect the innocent and trample on the forces of evil? The Knights of the Stone Table, that's who! Cheer as they charge into battle atop dinosaurs and mammoths. Can they prevail against treacherous knights, pterodactyl pirates, and dino-sorcerers?IN THE SECOND BOOK OF THE SERIES...In just a few days, Moss's life has been turned upside-down. He's tamed a mighty T. ...