INSTANT #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLERA Best Book of the Year: The New Yorker, The Guardian, The Sunday Times, The Daily Mail, Good Morning America, She Reads**Famed American actress Demi Moore at last tells her own story in a surprisingly intimate and emotionally charged celebrity memoir that is “equal parts adversity and resilience, told with candor” (USA Today)....

The best man I’ve ever known told me he loved me—and I rejected him.It’s been months since that night, when he showed me what it was to kneel at the feet of a man capable of incredible tenderness and delicious agony in the same breath.Months since he opened his heart to me. And months since I crushed it without hesitation.I thought I was doing the right thing for everyone. Especially the band we’ve sacrificed everything for.Because ...

“A map for men...[Moore and Gillette] are handing men concrete images and explicit ways of thinking and being, ways to mature and still remain fully masculine.”—Chicago Sun-TimesThe classic guide to the four essential male archetypes.Masculinity is on trial, leaving many men feeling lost, threatened, or unable to clearly express themselves. Instead of leading to internal growth and maturity, paradigms like “toxic masculinity” and “man up!” ultimately lead to men and boys fe...

Everyone knows about the immaculate conception and the crucifixion. But what happened to Jesus between the manger and the Sermon on the Mount? In this hilarious and bold satirical novel, the acclaimed Christopher Moore shares the greatest story never told: the life of Christ as seen by his boyhood pal, Biff.Just what was Jesus doing during the many years that have gone unrecorded in the Bible? Biff was there at his side, and now after two thousand years, he shares ...

Sale at $3.99! Will be $9.99MY DAD’S BOSSVictoria’s dad loves his midday drink but doesn’t have a head for hard liquor. Now he’s in trouble with his boss and needs her to convince the man to let him keep his job.REAR ENTRYChristina has simple desires: to be a pampered wife and to be taken from the back on a regular basis. She marries Royce, a rich older man and finds to her dismay that he believes it's for gay...

“Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of that word.” —Carl HiassenA magnificent “Comedy d’Art” from the author of Lamb, Fool, and Bite Me, Moore’s Sacré Bleu is part mystery, part history (sort of), part love story, and wholly hilarious as it follows a young baker-painter as he joins the dapper Henri Toulouse-Lautrec on a quest to unravel the mystery behind the supposed “suicide” of Vincent van Gog...

“A brilliant amalgamation of history, literature, horror, humor and humanity, unfolding with page-turning energy.” — Petalama Argus-CourierFrom New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore comes a hilariously deranged tale of a mad scientist, a famous painter, and an undead woman’s electrifying journey of self-discovery.Vienna, 1911. Gustav Klimt, the most famous painter in the Austrian Empire, the darling of Viennese societ...

In San Francisco, the souls of the dead are mysteriously disappearing—and you know that can’t be good—in New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore’s delightfully funny sequel to A Dirty Job.Something really strange is happening in the City by the Bay. People are dying, but their souls are not being collected. Someone—or something—is stealing them and no one knows where they are going, or why, but it has something to do with that big orange bridge. Death ...

Giving her the second chance she deserves, could mean losing his one chance at true love…From the moment Matt Crawford lays eyes on Lost River’s gorgeous newcomer, he’s consumed with the need to take her as his own.And when she submits to his strict discipline with delightful abandon, he knows he’s found his perfect Little girl.But her bright smile hides a devastating secret, and it turns out the best way to love her, might be to let her go...

The price for disobedience may be more than she’s prepared to pay…When a violent crime hits a little too close to home, Olivia Monroe’s seemingly perfect world is shattered.As a killer terrorizes her city, it becomes more and more obvious that Olivia herself is being hunted. Desperate to keep her safe, her already strict husband tightens the reins even further.And although she craves his firm discipline, she struggles to walk the line betwe...