Un-massaged penises cause more than half the world's problems--67%, to be precise. Neglected yonis cause the remaining 33%. The answer? This very short book proposes constitutionally mandated daily lingam and yoni massages for all of America's and the world's top leaders and policy makers, thus pacifying the war-mongerers by helping them get in touch with their "Inner Clitorises." Not only would this save the world from wars and economic disaster, it would increase total happiness and redu...

Human beings yearn to be touched, fondled, caressed, stroked, and yes--massaged. As do many mammals and most pets. The satisfaction of this primal urge can lead to peace on earth. And sometimes, we also need sex, and why should we be made to feel guilty about it?In this collection of realistic stories and essays on massage, massages sometimes lead to relaxation, frustration, accidental sex, funny sex, glorious sex, even bad sex. Especially if the receiver or the giver or both happe...

Thailand and its infinite pleasures, including its greatest contribution to world civilization: the Sandwich Massage; Indonesian women who defy their padlocks and take turns with their customers; Vietnamese women who give free samples of "baby massage"--the baby being their customers' erect members. This non-pc description of the massage and erotic massage scene in Thailand, Indonesia, Vietnam, and China will make you laugh as well as tell the truth about massage: with no pants on....

From a Sandwich Massage in Thailand, to the No-Underwear massages of Vietnam and Thailand, to the Russian Tantric and Nude Finnish massages in New York City, this book will give you hours of reading pleasure, laugh-out-loud moments, and information. Given that a single massage in New York City costs around seventy dollars and up, this book is a bargain, giving you the distilled experience and wisdom of a writer who has experienced four thousand massages in twenty countries.In it, t...

Do you have a massage addiction? The author, using his own story as a guide, suggests certain criteria and questions which may lead you to judge, for yourself, whether your frequent massages are a symptom of an addiction or just a passion that you could easily discontinue when some other hobby or activity sezies your fancy. This short book is about a health problem and an issue of public interest.

[Newly edited in the Year of the Goat.] Sometimes, they want it, and you don't. Sometimes, you want it, but she doesn't. But if you try sometimes, you get what you need. In this sexy book of massage experiences (mainly in Indonesia), the author describes how massage can be a gateway to consensual, joyous sex, and sometimes to pleasurable half-sex and increase the world's Gross Happiness Index. Humorous, realistic episodic, sometimes erotic short stories.Even though, in some cases, ...

Suggesting that un-massaged penises are responsible for more than half the world’s problems, and aiming to halt the world's relentless march towards one fiscal cliff after another, the author, in this comic essay based on an actual public controversy in the Philippines and elsewhere, explores lingam massage and demands equal justice for yonis or pussies. However, he is fairly convinced by the argument that lingam massage helps men to awaken their Inner Clitorises. He believes that many war...

Sometimes, they want it, and you don't. Sometimes, you want it, but they don't. You can't always get what you want (and neither can they), but the oldest game in the world--seduction--might sometimes lead to both of you getting what you want. So the author concludes in this short, sexy, experience-filled book. The author describes how massage can be a gateway to consensual, joyous sex in many countries, and not just in Southeast Asia, but sometimes in the West (the episodes in this book ta...

Again and again, in this erotic story of massage adventures in Cambodia and the Czech Republic, a traveler searching for a "real" massage succumbs to erotic heaven, sometimes offered, sometimes provoked--and is grateful for the oldest pleasure in the world. And he has nothing but praise for the givers, for, as he puts it, "Love flowed through their fingers."Yes, even when they surrendered their bodies to him, or gently seduced him into accepting "massage boom boom" instead of the t...

In Cambodia, a therapeutic massage turns into passionate sex, while a hotel in-call masseuse asks permission to give the massage in her bra and panties, so she can be more comfortable (guess what happens?). Whereas, in the Czech Republic, love is presented in the form of a menu, the kind of menu that no New York massage establishment would dare to present—and four lovely young women ensure that he will never forget his visit to Prague.Thus continues P.C. Anders' series of books on ...

The sexual revolution has invaded the American massage industry, which was once so straitlaced, puritanical, and clinical--but is now more sensual & diverse thanks to Koreans, Russians, Chinese, Latin American & East European immigrants. This one-of-a-kind book records a personal journey from innocent to tantric and erotic massages in New York and elsewhere. Funny, honest, thought-provoking.The episodes include accidental sex in the massage parlors of New York, Russians administeri...

Sometimes, they want it, and you don’t. Sometimes, you want it, but she doesn’t. But if you try sometimes, you get what you need. In this sexy book of massage experiences (mainly in Indonesia), the author describes how massage can be a gateway to consensual, joyous sex, and sometimes to pleasurable half-sex and increase the world's Gross Happiness Index. Humorous, realistic episodic, sometimes erotic short stories.Even though, in some cases, the encounters may end up in less than f...