Navigating this toilsome life from being young and stupid to middle-aged and semi-wise isn't easy, but one woman tries to overcome every obstacle in a bold and venturesome way, though with a lot of hilarious finger-pointing at herself and at others. What will she do to repel an escalating attack launched against her by a determined army of crows, turkeys, bats, and hormones? Can she survive the scarcity of quality men? With her propensity for planning her own demise, will she survive at al...