A political operative becomes the somewhat reluctant owner of a ventriloquist's dummy, who just happens to be a female. When she starts to have a mind of her own, and wants to sleep with him and his wife, he becomes way more reluctant.

Olivia was surprised to see Joe Jackson again. First he saved her from a burning building, then he delivered a pizza to her. He was full of surprises, especially after she found out he was a published poet.

A simple novelette about the tremendous international influx of attractive female werewolves, trained and/or disguised as Bollywood dancers, with photos, to help you identify them, if, for example, you see them on a beach in India (Brazil).

From the first Police album, Outlandos D'Amour, through Sacred Love, here are the collected lyrics written by Sting, along with his commentary.“Publishing my lyrics separately from their musical accompaniment is something that I’ve studiously avoided until now. The two, lyrics and music, have always been mutually dependent, in much the same way as a mannequin and a set of clothes are dependent on each other; separate them, and what remains is a naked dummy and a pi...

Workplace romance can be daunting, especially when you fall for the boss' daughter. Lawyers in love are no exception.

“Sting’s gift for prose and reverence for language, nearly the equal of his musical gifts, shine on every page. Even when Broken Music addresses the quixotic life of an aspiring rock & roller, it reads like literature from a more rarified time when adults didn’t condescend to the vulgarities of pop culture.” —Rolling StoneHaving been a songwriter most of my life, condensing my ideas and emotions into short rhyming couplets and setting them to musi...

She was a interstellar star--a heroine--living a virtual life in a theme park in another solar system, just like you. Then, at a sidewalk café, Balboa asks her to dance.

A guy wakes up and doesn't recognize the blonde woman next to him. Then he finds out that according to his I.D., his name is Rip Van Winkle.

Camping with a new girlfriend can be fun, but remember to get her phone number, just in case you fall in love with her, which can happen very, very easily. Guys who drive around in sports cars with champagne and wine glasses are no exception. They are not insulated from the charms of girls who like to go camping.There are many other ways to get stung.Perhaps you are a time traveler, find out your name is Rip Van Winkle, and meet a girl named Lolita.Or, you ask a fem...

Margie—to know her is to love her.Perhaps, you have questions.Such as, can you read a book if you have a wife?Or, is it possible to answer her questions and interpret her dreams at the same time?Can you catch a fish with a Boston Cream pie?

(Piano Solo Personality). Features 14 of the best from the former Police man, lushly arranged for solo piano: All This Time * Be Still My Beating Heart * Brand New Day * Desert Rose * Englishman in New York * Fields of Gold * Fortress Around Your Heart * Fragile * If You Love Somebody Set Them Free * Love Is Stronger Than Justice (The Munificent Seven) * Shape of My Heart * The Soul Cages * We'll Be Together * When We Dance. Includes a full-page photo of Sting.

(Easy Piano Personality). Pianists will love these easy arrangements of 13 Sting songs: All This Time * Brand New Day * Desert Rose * Don't Stand So Close to Me * Englishman in New York * Every Breath You Take * Fields of Gold * If I Ever Lose My Faith in You * King of Pain * Message in a Bottle * Roxanne * Shape of My Heart * Wrapped Around Your Finger.