The villain in this book is Zzyk, a dictator who forces Albertans to wear metal bands around their heads. These 'brain bands' send an electric shock to anybody who is breaking a rule. These zaps teach Albertans to do whatever Zzyk wants them to do.One of our heroes is a 15-year-old boy named Will. Out of curiosity, Will removes his brain band. Within a day, the Albertan army is hunting for him. You may wonder why they're doing that. The answer is that Will is a genius inventor. Zzy...

Izzy had a dilemma. Zzyk's best technology guy offered to join the Wilizy. The Tech Guy (they nicknamed him TG) had skills that would give the Wilizy control over Zzyk's entire computer network. But Izzy had a nagging suspicion.TG declared openly that he was offering to join the Wilizy as a ploy to gain their trust. He was there to assassinate Will and Izzy. He even informed them how he would do that. He even disclosed how he was communicating with Zzyk. Then, he told them a tear-j...

Since senior devils were no longer able to have stress-relieving holidays on Earth, Satan released all of Hell's female devils from their torture responsibilities. That sounded like a reward, but it wasn't. Satan gave the devilettes mortal-like female bodies that they would use to help devils ..... with their morale. Winnie and her all female crew were outraged. Lillian warned that Heaven couldn't be involved. Winnie suggested a different phrasing: Heaven shouldn't be caught getting involv...

When the Wilizy convened a full family meeting, it was clear that something big was up. In this case, they were trying to make California a safer place for the state's white minority to live. That meant taking on the brown supremacist leader, Pancha Villa who was running for governor. They knew their plans were in trouble when they learned that Villa's rallies would unleash angry brown mobs intent on attacking the whites. The Wilizy neutralized that threat, but they never saw the next thre...

The mermaids pursue Cosmos membership but are accused of being cannibals with powers that can destroy planets if they want to after eating the children. Spoiler Alert! Readers will face an unexpected plot twist. On Earth, Boris attends a baseball game intent on poisoning spectators, but is stopped by sprinkles. His future health depends on what Maddy unearths in her interrogation.

Will and Izzy travel to New York to be safe from Zzyk. There, Will builds a sailing ship that can fly invisibly in the air. That allows them to explore other large cities safely as they return home. Along the way, intense sexual temptations become unbearable. They adopt several ways to control themselves, one of them is a sort of hockey game. The long trip also means that they must learn to get along with each other. That part of the trip doesn't go too well.When they reach British...

Pretend for the moment that you want to help the citizens of a planet who are heavily addicted to a poisonous substance that their government has forced on them. Would you pretend to be a benevolent god who replies to the prayers from two non-addicted citizens? As that god, would it be alright for you to plant the idea of a revolution in the minds of your believers? And, would it be appropriate for you to name those believers Fred and Ethel from the I Love Lucy reruns you used to watch? Wo...

The Cosmos Minister of Justice knows that the warlock that controls Planet Pacifica has made it lawful to murder citizens who speak out against him. Even if they could charge him with a crime, Bug Splatter's magic powers make him too dangerous to physically approach. They can't capture him, interrogate him, testify against him, judge him, imprison him, or even execute him. Even Winnie is stymied.

Readers will meet these characters: Pimple-Dimple, (a teenage tyrant), Tisket & Tasket (two inept leaders), Nose-bacca (a clumsy sentient elephant), Cockroach and the Zombies (not a rock band), and the Four Humpty-Dumpties. Winnie and Justice ran an operation in Hickory and Dickory that they'd like to forget, but Maddy had more success against an adult bully with her smoking hot fastball.

In previous books, you saw Wizard and Dreamer becoming friends. This book takes that friendship further. Dreamer's given name was Frances. Her classmates had nicknamed her 'Dreamer' because she believed that everybody's dreams came true. Dreamer's father, Tom-Tom, had had a very unhealthy relationship with his young daughter, one that demanded Wilizy justice. Delivering that justice was complicated. The Wilizy knew what he had done to her, but couldn't prove it. Also, Tom-Tom was currently...

Hoist the Jolly Lucas is a story that reveals some unlikely alliances. For example, the Wilizy made a secret agreement with one of Zzyk's officials that saved many innocent aboriginals from being kidnapped and tortured; However, the Wilizy had to reveal the location of their home base. Really? They told him where they were living?Here's another strange alliance: A BC government official kidnapped Will and Izzy and offered to sell them to Zzyk or any other interested parties. Later ...

Winnie's discovery of an old civilization was unintended. If Guinny hadn't banned her from snooping in the Cosmos, she never would have watched oldy-moldy day time TV shows. That in turn meant that she never would have decided to boldly go where no woman had gone before. That trek meant that Heaven's most powerful spaceship was nowhere to be seen when Heaven's enemies attacked without warning.