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A Guide to Making Decisions, Then Changing Your Mind 47 Times
- Narrated by
- Benjamin Powell
- Audiobook 15 -
- Ruin Your Life Now
Unabridged
54 min
2025
EN
A Guide to Making Decisions, Then Changing Your Mind 47 Times WARNING: This is NOT a book for decisive people. If you know what you want in life and confidently make choices without having a full-blown existential meltdown, please move along.This book is for overthinkers, procrastinators, and chronically indecisive disasters who would rather launch themselves into the sun than commit to literally anything. If you’ve ever:✔️ Spent an hour picking a movie, only to g...
"How to Fix Your Life (But Let’s Be Honest, You Won’t)"
A Self-Help Book for People Who Have No Intention of Changing
- Narrated by
- Benjamin Powell
- Audiobook 7 -
- Ruin Your Life Now
Unabridged
59 min
2025
EN
Congratulations! You’ve found yet another self-help book that you’ll skim through, feel briefly inspired by, and then completely ignore while continuing to make the same bad decisions. THIS IS NOT A REAL SELF-HELP BOOK. This is a book for people who have:✔️ Bought planners they never use.✔️ Watched productivity videos while actively avoiding work.✔️ Googled “how to get my life together” at 2 AM while eating cold pizza.Inside, you’ll find:...
The Bullshit Artist's Handbook
How to Dominate Conversations with Zero Expertise
- Narrated by
- Benjamin Powell
- Audiobook 21 -
- Ruin Your Life Now
Unabridged
1 hour 21 min
2025
EN
If you’ve ever found yourself in a conversation thinking, “I have no idea what I’m talking about”—this book is your salvation.In The Bullsht Artist’s Handbook*, self-proclaimed overthinker and professional nonsense generator Dicholas Chad Pansy offers a brutally honest, wildly practical guide to dominating conversations, debates, meetings, and social events with zero actual knowledge. No degrees, facts, or preparation required—just the audacity to sound like you know what you’re do...
I Have No Idea What I’m Doing
A Guide to Faking Competence Until You Believe It (Or Get Caught)
- Narrated by
- Benjamin Powell
- Audiobook 8 -
- Ruin Your Life Now
Unabridged
1 hour 12 min
2025
EN
Are you one minor inconvenience away from a full-blown existential crisis?Do you regularly Google how to do your own job while hoping nobody notices?Ever sat in a meeting nodding thoughtfully while having no clue what’s happening?Congratulations! You’re just like everyone else.This book is a highly questionable, deeply unserious guide to:✔️ Looking like you have your life together while internally screaming.✔️ Pretending you belong in the ...
Perfectly Imperfect (But Mostly Just a Mess)
A Flawless Guide to Overachieving, Overthinking, and Eventually Imploding
- Narrated by
- Jon Gerten
- Audiobook 12 -
- Ruin Your Life Now
Unabridged
54 min
2025
EN
ATTENTION PERFECTIONISTS: If you’ve ever rewritten an email 14 times, physically cringed at a typo, or spent an hour debating whether to sign off with "Best" or "Sincerely"—this book is your personal attack.Do you spend an obscene amount of time making sure every minor detail of your life is flawless, only to burn out like an overheated laptop from 2006? Do you find yourself rewriting text messages to ensure they sound casual, yet professional, yet witty, yet effortless, yet not...
What Am I Even Doing? (No Seriously, Someone Tell Me)
A Deep Dive into the Void of Uncertainty
- Narrated by
- Ivy E Hensley
- Audiobook 20 -
- Ruin Your Life Now
Unabridged
1 hour 8 min
2025
EN
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’RE HAVING A FULL-BLOWN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS. No worries. Instead of actually dealing with it, just buy this book and pretend that’s progress.From the deeply unqualified mind behind every bad decision you’ve ever made comes "What Am I Even Doing? (No Seriously, Someone Tell Me)," a deeply unhelpful guide to overanalyzing your entire existence, making terrible impulse purchases, and aggressively avoiding reality.Inside these pages, you’ll find ...
Live, Laugh, Lobotomy - The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Pleasantly Vacant Human
Because deep thoughts are a liability
- Narrated by
- Benjamin Powell
- Audiobook 18 -
- Ruin Your Life Now
Unabridged
1 hour 7 min
2025
EN
Are you tired of thinking until your brain hurts? Sick of caring about every little disaster life throws at you? Done with the “personal growth” scam that just leaves you broke and eating kale? Then Live, Laugh, Lobotomy is your ticket to freedom—the kind that comes from ditching stress, worries, and any shred of responsibility for a lifestyle of cheerful, blissful vacancy. This isn’t your grandma’s self-help book; it’s a sarcastic, biting manifesto for erasing overthinking and embracing t...
- by
- Pansy
2025
EN
Interrupted follows the story of Claire Benedict, a young woman whose life is profoundly influenced by her faith. Claire's life is "interrupted" in various ways, both by external circumstances and internal spiritual awakenings. The narrative explores her journey as she navigates these interruptions and strives to align her life with her Christian beliefs.Claire faces challenges and temptations that test her faith and commitment to living a righteous life. These challenges may come in the f...
- by
- Pansy
2026
EN
"Monteagle" is a work that bears the marks of nineteenth-century popular fiction, blending romance, moral tension, and social observation in a narrative likely shaped by the conventions of domestic and sentimental literature. The novel appears to center on character, feeling, and the pressures exerted by class, duty, and private desire, all rendered in a style attentive to emotional nuance and the ethical stakes of everyday life. In this respect, it belongs to a literary culture that value...
- by
- Pansy
2025
EN
In "An Interrupted Night," Pansy crafts a compelling narrative that intertwines themes of personal conflict and societal expectation, set against the backdrop of a rapidly changing early 20th-century America. The novella employs a richly descriptive literary style that evokes a sense of intimate realism, drawing readers into the emotional landscapes of its characters. Pansy's adept use of dialogue and introspection allows for an intricate exploration of the complexities of love and the imp...
- by
- Pansy
- Series -
- Juvenile Fiction
2025
EN
"YES," said Mrs. Hammond, a little sigh in her voice as she spoke, "Mr. Hart is going with us; I don't know how long he will stay. I'm afraid there is very little on Monteagle to hold him."Two children sat on the extreme end of the broken steps; one was pale, thin, hollow-eyed and sorrowful. The other was rosy-cheeked, chubby, and dirty. The pale one was perhaps twelve years old; the other, somewhat younger."Only hear that name!" said the hollow-eyed girl. "Monteagle! Doesn't...
MIND POWER SYSTEM, THE
Unlocking the Secrets to Harnessing Your Brain's Full Potential (2023 Guide for Beginners)
- Narrated by
- Eloise Wilson
Unabridged
3 hours 8 min
2024
EN
In "THE MIND POWER SYSTEM," readers will discover the tools and techniques necessary to tap into their brain's full potential and achieve their goals. Drawing on the latest research in neuroscience and psychology, this book provides a step-by-step guide to unlocking the power of your mind.Learn how to focus your attention and overcome distractionsDiscover the power ...











