CarterAvoidance had become my norm. After too many tours in Afghanistan and Iraq, I'd checked out—on everyone and everything—on life. Ex-navy SEAL. Totally broken man. I'd hit rock bottom so many times, I was sure I was about to fall straight to hell. It would be a welcome reprieve.Then she found me. Beautiful, insane and more broken than I was. She needed my help. I needed her humanity.How she found me was anyone's guess. But she had. She needed re...

An “outrageous, profane, hilarious, sexy and all kinds of wacky” romantic comedy from the*New York* Times bestselling author of Size Matters (Michelle Rowen, national bestselling author).What happens when an accountant decides to grab life by the horns and try something new? Apparently a pirate named Dave, a lot of pastel fleece, and blackmail—just to start with . . .Visualize and succeed, Oprah said. I was sure as...

Come for the vacation. Stay for the shenanigans!Mermaids. Check.Pirates, Selkies, and Demi-Gods.Check. Check. Check.Come on an adventure with my Mermaids and their unlikely heroes. Get 3 hilarious stories all in 1 big book!Book 1 - Tallulah's TemptationRunning a tourist trap for humans in the Bermuda Triangle had sounded like a fine plan—until it wasn't. With...

Witches and glitches and testicle obsessed cats… Oh my.One dilemma down and approximately 74,876,283 to go. I think being the Shifter Whisperer is hard—or Shifter Wanker as I enjoy referring to my new job—but healing wounded Shifters is easy compared to finding and eliminating the lurking freaking evil.Throw in a ghost, a potentially explosive ex-cellmate, a long lost dad and a smokin' hot werewolf who's convinced he's my mate, and suddenly it's party time—from hell.

One of these things is not like the others—life threatening community theatre, wire hangers, chipmunks, tree-house sex-capades with a hot werewolf and head-shrinking with a porno-loving rabbit Shifter.Actually none of these things are even remotely like the others, but it’s my life and I’m going to make the pieces fit into a perfect puzzle—even if I have to shove it together and glue it with magic.New leaf, new leaf, new freakin’ leaf.Caring for people wasn’t in my ...

What does a hungry, pregnant witch do when her whole freaking town goes on a no carb diet?I’ll tell you what. She goes on the sly and conjures up some anchovy-chocolate chunk cookies dipped in hot sauce—that’s what.Of course my cheating gets complicated when all of the magic in the world goes on the fritz. To solve that particular wrinkle, I’ll have to finally find the source of the lurking evil.Easier said than done. Maybe if I wasn’t pregnant and starving...

Planning my own wedding should mean I'm having the time of my life…not defending it every time I turn around. Dragons, feral Wolves and Were Cows…I mean who in the hell knew Were Cows even existed?All I wanna do is marry Hank, have 2.5 beautiful little Werewolf babies and live happily ever after while having sex on a very regular basis. Oh…and I still want to shoot stuff occasionally.Apparently no one got the memo.Instead of complaining about the pr...

What's a Tree Sprite to do when she's stumped?Get to the root of the problem, of course.Only I wood get stuck in a tree with the Warlock I love camped out next to it mea-culpa-ing for being a turdwaffle for the last decade.What should I do about it?Umm… stay in the tree and enjoy the show.Location: Assjacket, West Virginia (Who in their right mind named this town?)Mission: Ge...

My name is Dima and I'm a Dragon.I'm also going to die soon. Its a battle I've waged most of my life, but now the odds are looking crappy. Before I go up flames, I have to find a way to save my horde and make sure my secret treasure is safe. There is one way I could stick around a bit longer, but the men I've met aren't exactly lining up to save me.What in hell does a Dragon Princess have to do to find a mate? Offing my father, the reviled Dragon King, woul...

Three waxed cats, one Cookie Witch, a brazilian gone bad and the last name, Bermangoggleshitz… not the best ingredients for a successful spell. Or is it?Avoiding the truth has been working out just fine for most of my life.I'm finally happy. I have friends and a kangaroo shifter who adores me. Never in my twenty-nine witchy years did I think I would have a place to call home with people who truly cared.Now my BFF, Zelda, wants to have a chat. Can't crappy news wait?...

It's all fun and games until someone throws a dirty jumper rollup and you lose out in the Cornhole tournament of life.According to Baba Yoscarybutt, it's time for me to witch up or step back down into the Cornholio minor leagues. While Cornhole is definitely not my beanbag, I can't stand to lose.I don't want to be the next Baba Yaga. I'm doing just peachy as the Shifter Wanker who heals the clumsy idiots of Assjacket, West Virginia. I love my life. My werew...

Why do I have to have my tail in a knot for the one hot, sexy Werewolf who can't seem to keep his Johnson in his pants?I'm a nice girl—really I am. I'm just a typical computer-hacking, knife-throwing, Star Trek-obsessed, overeducated Werewolf nerd who can't seem to get her love life to compute.However, it's time to grow up and face the music or more accurately the man I'm in love with… Junior aka Jacob Wilson—the Alpha of the Georgia Pack. First I'...