Do any of these sound familiar?• You want to write your first novel, but you don't know how to begin.• You've started writing several novels, but you never finish them.• You've written a novel or two, but you want to increase your output and publish more often.If you answered yes to any of the above, this book might just be what you're looking for!I'm Simon Haynes, and I've been writing and publishing novels and short fiction ...

An unlikely trio of ghost hunters ply their trade in Victorian England. But have they met their match?London, 1871. When I applied for the position of bookkeeper with Professor Twickham and his daughter, I lied about my qualifications. In turn, they lied about the job for which I was applying.Had we not been so untruthful with each other, there might have been fewer night terrors stalking the inhabitants of the City. Fewer unexplained disap...

In a vast, inhabited galaxy, two corrupt businessmen are battling each other for supremacy. At stake is a lucrative contract, and these ruthless antagonists will not quit until one of them takes the prize.Clunk, an elderly robot, and Hal Spacejock, a penniless cargo pilot, are worthless pawns to be sucked in by these corrupt businessmen. Sucked in, chewed up and spat out again.But this time the pawns are fighting back.This time, the little guys have...

The Secret Signal is the first book in a thrilling new series by award-winning author, Simon Haynes.No swearing and no adult concepts ... just good clean fun.Ten-year-old Hal Junior lives with his mum and dad aboard a space station orbiting planet Gyris, along with a large crew of scientists and his best mate, Stephen "Stinky" Binn.Hal's way smarter than the adults on board, but instead of flying spaceships or inventing killer robots, what ...

"I read it at a sitting and couldn't put it down." - Tom HoltHal Spacejock Omnibus One contains three full-length novels plus a bonus short story.Here's what you get:A Robot Named Clunk (Hal Spacejock Book 1)Clunk, a clapped-out robot, is convinced he's about to be junked. Instead, his penny-pinching boss is sending him off to be refurbished. Being old and wise, Clunk knows there's a catch,...

Sam Willet expected to become a fighter pilot, just like her brother, but instead she's selected for Tactical Operations.She expected to blast enemies in deep space, but instead she's stationed on a third-rate ship. Her job: to direct battles from the safety of her console.She was supposed to end the decades-old interstellar war with fancy flying and withering bursts of gunfire, not with a screen and headset!Then Sam receives terrible news:...

Events are unfolding at a breakneck pace in the Old Kingdom!Laugh as your favourite characters spit in the face of danger ... then run for the hills.Admire the verbal jousting and witty wordplay ... or is it the other way round?Gasp as kings and queens lose their heads.'Enjoy' the groanworthy puns and suffer the slings and arrows of poorly-trained archers.But wait, there's more ...Prepare to be amazed as you learn exactl...

For the first time, get all three books in the first Dragon and Chips trilogy in a single collection.More than 800 pages with over 210,000 words of fiction.Tasty, fire-breathing dragons. Angry sea serpents. Sea battles, land battles, assassins and more.Get it now!(All three novels are also available in audiobook)

After messing up a live fire exercise, Sam Willet is hauled before the squadron leader for punishment.Her career as a fighter pilot appears to be over before it really began.Then, without warning, the enemy launches a major attack. Against this overwhelming force, every pilot is needed... Sam included.Now is her chance to redeem herself.Now is her chance to fight back.But the enemy's ambitions go far beyond the destruction of a second-string training...

The Peace Force has a new recruit, and she's driving everyone crazy. From disobeying orders to handling unauthorised cases, nothing is off-limits.Worse, Harriet Walsh is forced to team up with the newbie, because the recruit's shady past has just caught up with her.Meanwhile, a dignitary wants to complain about rogue officers working out of the station. She insists on meeting the station's commanding officer ... and they don't have one.All up, i...

Ahh, the Old Kingdom.Come and admire our angry dragons close up. Take a dip with mighty sea serpents in our warm seas. Play catch-the-arrow with merry elven warriors. Drink beer* with the dwarves.For an unforgettable experience, the Old Kingdom is the ideal destination for your next holiday**Survival is optional, and highly unlikely.*Similarity to actual beer not guaranteed.**Travel insurance no...

England, 1871. A quiet country village is rocked by murder. Police have no leads and no clues, apart from the grisly state of the victim's body.Evidence points to a supernatural killer, but Professor Twickham is curiously reluctant to lend his assistance.Roberta, his daughter, has no such qualms, and she involves me in the case as well... only to turn around and abandon me for a sick friend.Now I must unmask the vicious killer on my own, but had I o...