Two soldiers, one mindless robot, zero weapons...130 decibels.Soldiers Power Plant and Franchise aren't the first choices for a stealth mission. Brash and mischievous, at least they've got heart. But stealth becomes desperate survival when they crash-land on enemy ground.With a hunting party dogging them, their every move is a frenzied act to keep one step ahead.But that's impossible when your robotic pilot speaks in car alarms.Can Power Plant and Franchise ...

Doomsday's sitting only one floor down.When Lieutenant Colonel Matross Legion is invited to speak at the Intergalactic Peace Symposium, all he wants is a quiet weekend. But work follows when archenemy Master Asinine and his enclave of idiots take the building by storm. Their plan: capture and clone Legion. For some stupid reason.But a mysterious third faction joins Legion and Asinine, a new faction hell-bent on liberating the galaxy from itself...by destroying it. Their met...

Technology can now melt your face off.Disaster strikes at home for Lieutenant Colonel Matross Legion when archenemy Master Asinine attacks with a weapon that unravels your genetic makeup. Suddenly it sucks to have DNA.Now Legion and his squad must dodge laser beams raining death from above, because the slightest touch turns anybody to genetic soup.And when Asinine takes Legion hostage, what stands in the way of total galactic domination?This book pairs best ...

In the future, disco is a weapon of mass destruction.Lieutenant Colonel Matross Legion and his Good Guys come under attack from archenemy Master Asinine's newest scheme: infecting their automated space station with a virus that murders its victims to disco.Public-domain disco.With the station's defenses turned against the Good Guys, death lurks around every corner and down every hall. Now they must find a way to deal with the virus...or die.With no place to ...

The galaxy's most unhinged lunatic has an extinction-level death ray...and an itchy trigger finger.Master Asinine has hatched his most psychotic scheme. He's merged the galaxy's largest crime gangs into a crushing force he calls the Bad Guys. Stay classy, Asinine.With a death ray at his disposal, he's taking over the galaxy and putting everyone on a four-day notice. And if they don't like it......he'll nuke them instead.The galaxy's only hope is Major Legion...

You don't have to change any diapers here. We don't go back that far.Sit back and wonder what Schizophrenic was like as a college dropout. What happened to Harrier after he won the Nobel Peace Prize. How Multipurpose rose to become one of the greatest weight-loss gurus the universe had ever come to trust.Because none of that actually happened. Cooler junk did, though. Like Multipurpose eating an entire bagel. Singlehandedly. Read about the history of your favorite In a Gala...

It ain't easy keeping the most powerful man in the galaxy out of evil's grasp.Military field leader Reef is about to begin his hardest mission yet: protect a man with a strange ability. The ability? To communicate with himself across millions of timelines.With the knowledge and experience of millions of himself, he's a very wanted man. So when the galaxy's foremost criminal leader, Master Asinine, captures him to harness his ability, nobody is safe. Because Asinine loves ga...

A stunning family saga set on the banks of the River ClydeImmerse yourself in this beautiful family story set in the heart of Scotland as stories old and new emerge from the banks of the river. Featuring a full-cast, this is a stunning drama from the BBC archives and a treat for any audio fan with a love of rich stories, beautifully told.On a trip home, young Alison Lynn discovers an old wooden boat lying out of the water in the marina, named Isabella