On the surface, this looks like a casual self-help book — the kind that promises to unlock your potential, master your destiny, and maybe even manifest a yacht with the power of thought.It's not that kind of book. It's a playful philosophy of existence.Inside, you'll find sincere advice — no magic spells, no pep rallies, no cosmic loopholes. Just a practical, sometimes absurd, sometimes serious look at how to move through the game with a little more ease, humor, and grace.

Did you know the medical term for a butt crack is intergluteal cleft?My name is Reagan, and spouting random facts like this one at inopportune moments is my affliction. I'm chronically awkward, socially inept, and completely lack a filter. Believe it or not, men do not find these attractive traits.When my sexy-as-sin neighbour barges into my apartment at the butt crack of dawn, everything changes. For some strange reason, my brand of crazy doesn't send him running ...

When Maggie Lee agrees to help her Dad retrieve something from a safety deposit box, she inadvertently puts herself and someone she loves in danger.Will a botched bank robbery be the end of our favorite bumbling assassin?Don't miss the next wacky misadventure in the Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman series.

When the lingerie shop, The Corset, is trashed, everyone rolls their eyes, assuming that one of the owners left the shop unlocked and it was a crime of convenience.But then a campaign of harassment begins, and Maggie realizes that the owners, her friend Armani and her Aunt Loretta, are in danger of losing what they’ve worked for.Before Maggie can figure out who is threatening them, both women disappear.Now Maggie must race to discover who is holding a grudge. One of...

So many men….so little help.Maladroit hitwoman Maggie Lee has never been one to ask for help. But now she’s found out that her niece, Katie, will soon be discharged from the hospital - making Maggie her guardian not just in name - and her semi-psychic friend Armani Vasquez has been kidnapped. Suddenly Maggie could really use some help.While her crazy, but lovable, aunts are ready to help out with Katie, none of the men in her life are willing (or able) to lend a hand to sav...

Some jobs are more challenging than others.Take for example, Maggie’s latest assignment: assassinating a heartless, indiscriminate sniper. He deserves to die, but making that happen is tricky, especially considering that a certain red-headed police detective has been assigned to protect him.And that’s not the only job Maggie has.She’s struggling to find a way to communicate with her pets and care for her orphaned niece, while searching for information about her sist...

How do you solve a murder when the victim is still alive?Maggie Lee’s murder mentor (and almost lover) Patrick Mulligan wants her to find out who poisoned him before it’s too late. Keeping the man she loves alive would be hard enough if all she had to worry about was not getting caught, but nothing’s ever that simple.In between dealing with her strung out cat, searching for Patrick’s poisoner, meeting a deadline to deliver a mysterious gift for her mobster boss and keeping ...

When her apartment building is blown to smithereens, bumbling hitwoman Maggie Lee is forced to move back into the Bed & Breakfast she grew up in.Living with her three meddling aunts is bad enough, but it just so happens that the B&B is also occupied by a U.S. Marshal, an FBI agent, her old friend Zeke who’s on a mysterious mission, and a woman who claims she can see dead people. These aren’t the kinds of roomies Maggie wants to spend time with, considering that in order to pay for ...

Maggie Lee's dedication to her family knows no limits.Even though her life is in chaos, she'll take any chance to repair her fractured family.All she has do is:Get out of the loony binEliminate the killer who’s hunting her sisterMake sure her family doesn’t go off the rails (yup, this one’s the toughest)Thankfully she’s got the help of an ex-lover, a conman, and a sexy sailor, along with her psychic friend, her loyal, but bickering, pets, and h...

It was supposed to be one night, no strings attached. But now she needs him more than ever...ABEThe first time I saw her I wanted her.I had her for one perfect night, then we went our separate ways. But now she needs me whether she wants me or not. And I'll be damned if I let her walk away this time. There's a target on her back, I'm going to get to the bottom of it, and then I'm going to win the girl.KALISTA

Inept hitwoman Maggie Lee has a lot to juggle.She’s about to start a new job, her niece, Katie, who she is responsible for, is finally coming home from the hospital, and her ever “helpful” aunt has hired someone to help with her care.Fresh out of the Navy, Angel Delveccio is not anyone’s idea of a typical nanny.Which is convenient, considering Maggie’s life is anything but typical.With the help of her snarky lizard, moody cat, and goofy dog, Maggie tries to ...

Maggie Lee will do anything to protect her family…including participating in an exorcism.When her niece is threatened by an evil spirit, Maggie and her menagerie (with the help of friends Armani and RV) must find a missing skull and rob a graveyard. As if that isn't enough, they must also go on a quest to collect a list of magical ingredients (including pumpkin spice coffee, because everyone knows that’s some magical stuff right there).God is being snarkier...