Seasonal weather, some people hate it, while others love it. But, at the same time some people lose control of common sense and fail miserably with their attempts to cope with these changes.

Mr. Git talks about how much he hates camping, and he tells you about the time when he took the wife on a camping trip—after this experience, it put him off forever and he traded his tent for a caravan, not that he had a choice in the matter ...

Come to Cumbria they said,It will be lovely they said,Rains most of the time they said,Or did it?

Crash, Bang, and Wallop! Mr. Git hates all the noise pollution of Fireworks Night, he thinks it's a pointless celebration. So, instead of enjoying the celebrations, he decides to give you a moaning lecture on the historic meaning of Fireworks Night.Full of historic facts and Wisdom, and all in under five hundred words ...

Have you been taking pictures of yourself in the bathroom again? If so, don't let Mr. Git catch you or else he will give you a stern lecture. Both girls and boys worry about the way they look, which is okay, but when does it go too far? Mr. Git gives you his unique outlook on the situation and chucks a bit of humour in for good measure.Can you handle Mr. Git?

I can't believe what I saw, some girl in some new fangled pyjama's wondering around the shop; do people have any pride in their appearance?

Buses, the great British public transport system we all know and love, runs on time, or that's what they want you to believe! Mr. GIT tells his tales of the public transport system, and how on occasions he has prevented himself from knocking the bus drivers teeth out. Keep calm, and no violence needed.

Mr. Git has discovered a new hindrance, it's called Big Car, Little Women Syndrome. This syndrome relates to short women who drive huge 4X4 cars. Somehow, they think they own the road because they have a big flashy car, but the truth is, the car is a hindrance and the woman driving it is suffering from a syndrome ...

Remembrance Day, the one-day of the year we observe a two minutes of silence for those who had been killed in the line of duty. Each year Mr. Git makes sure he observes the two minutes of silence, he thinks about all the privates he served with and remembers a young man who was cut down in his prime.

The society we live in judges everything we do, what we wear, what we look like, how we act, how we live, and even how much we earn. I don’t see why this should concern anyone else, why are we judgemental? Is it jealousy? Do we really care about these things? Or do we moan for no reason? This book looks at Society and tries to understand how we as human beings can be judgemental.

Ronnie GITT is back with another spooky tale for Halloween. This is the 1 year celebration of the GITT series, and we hope to bring you many more.

The funniest thing about life is, we give chances to those whom waste it or take advantage of others for their own self gain. I gave a chance to someone who did this exact thing, and I later regret walking out on someone who actually loved me. Believe me, I am beyond grateful for them forgiving me now.